Freeserve pushes drugs

They know how to get you wired

Freeserve dispensed with email today and biked round press kits alerting hacks to its new broadband service, Freeserve Plus. The ISP claims it's "Fast, powerful and always on" - much like the packet of caffeine-based stimulants, PROPLUS, which were included as part of the kit. Nice touch. Trudging through Freeserve press releases you need something to keep you going, if you know what I mean. ®

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