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[It's a good week for letters. We've come back down to earth, so no more namby-pamby emotion shite. Stories. Responses. Best of the Rest. We tackled one hundred and one topics this week that seemed to spark off interest with your good selves. And we've had some blinding responses. What else? Well, today we say au revoir to Linda, who is going off to report for us from New York. See yer darlin. And, um, that's it really. Have a good weekend]

Wound up about WIPO
It would seem as though you're very impressed with it either

Government bunch of dirty buggers: official
They've got a bleeding cheek ain't they? Politicians on both sides of the Atlantic

Red or dead? The China argy-bargy goes on
Nothing like a good cultural conflict to get the juices flowing

Best of the Rest: where do we start?
There's some good uns this week, check em out

Flame of the Week: We are drunk, lying, dying losers
Mike gets his monthly entertainment from the Rambus nutter

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