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[It's the old Mike-massacres-Rambus story]

Just buy Rambus, you transparent, lying, loser. Then you can retire and spend the ENTIRE day in the pub. I can see the veins on your nose in the pictures with Tom. You don't have long, fool. I'm sure working for a lame trash-house like The Register, you ain't makin no dough. Rambus is your way out dude.

You must know you are lying... O wait a minute. Maybe you DO own Rambus and are collecting a little extra cash on the side pretending you're a journalist! Ha! That's great. (Well except that if you have more that a pence or two, your Rambus winnings would swamp the salary you get from the scumballs).

Please don't answer. Raw, wiggling, larve type, yet dying, life forms make me puke.

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