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Update All you would-be heirs to the shot-up Kay Buena motherboard: listen up. If I get one more email from someone claiming to be God or the Devil I think I may cry, or join a convent or something. Please, do not drive me to this tragic end.

The best song suggested so far has been Monty Python's Sit on my face... Not because it is relevant, just because it is a top tune.

And Elton John songs, however appropriate, are not, I repeat NOT going to win a T-shirt. They might win a one-way trip to the South Pole, but no T-shirt. I know

I didn't say this before, so I'll give all those who suggested Funeral for a Friend another chance. You know who you are.

So, come on. There is still loads of time. Entries must be in by Friday, 11 August. Finish the sentence:

"I deserve to win the Kay Buena motherboard because...."

And email it to me with the title Computers are the tools of the devil. ®

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