In some ways, The Flame Of The Week (FOTW) a misleading title -- as we don't always get around to posting a new flame every seven days. Any delay, and we get accused of losing our nerve.

That ain't so: we simply don't get enough interesting flames to merit publication each week.

Previous Flames Of The Week include:

• Mike Magee sleeps with Dr Tom Pabst
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• Take Your Pig Ass Licking Crap off The Net
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• Register scum sucking whores
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• Register people are anti-free speech hypocrites
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• Register panders to Society's Fetishes
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• No one believes The Register's lies anymore
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• LinuxOne doing better than The Register
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• I'm screaming at you, you Moron
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• Sack Pete Sherriff Now
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• Shame on you for supporting Open Source
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• I'll get you, Penelope Pitstop
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• Register just Intel lackeys
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• Register staff only fit to shovel s**t
  
• Register nothing but anti-Mac geeks
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• Register anti-American
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• Register unoriginal, not funny
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• Two many typos, apostrophes, underlines
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• Guest Flame of The Week: World's most travelled man is pathetic braggart

And here's the inspiration for FOTW

Reader of the Month: Paul Engel ®