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From: James Bond
Date: 23 November 1999 04:26
Subject: The Register is a load of CRAP

Hello Assholes!

You guys think you are one Great Web Site don't you? Well I have never seen so much rubbish, crap and garbage concentrated on one website in the entirety of Internet!

You can retire your staff and let them collect Englands garbage and they will be better served. You stupid arrogant, dumb Brits think you can throw your vomit to all the rest of the world and think you are doing us a service. I hope you are all struck by a truck tomorrw and divine justice would be served...

Have a jolly day Asshole Jerks!

James Bond (the only good thing that came out of

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