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Our planet has a problem and Microsoft is here to tell you all about it and to offer a fix to the glitch. According to the Microsoft support forum, here, the world is spinning in the wrong direction. The boffins at MS support have confirmed there is a problem. They say in a status report: "Microsoft has confirmed this to be a problem in Explorapedia, World of Nature, version 1.0. We are researching this problem and will post new information here in the Microsoft Knowledge Base as it becomes available." ®

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