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Be warned. We are about to point to some Intel confidential information which will stagger you. The second warning is that this file, from the Intel FTP server, is a big Excel file, amounting to over 800,000 bytes, so unless you got one of those fancy DSL, ADSL thingummijobs, don't bother. If you can't be bothered, the Excel file contains a number of photographs, none of them pornographic but some of them most interesting. Our favourite is of a female Centaur, dressed in a green top and with long black hair, who appears to be a toting a gun outside of what is called in the USA, the White House. There also seems to be a picture of Good King Wenceslas fighting some kind of knight in a snowy scene. Third warning. Get them while you can from this this place. You'll have to enter an anonymous user name but it's likely the file will disappear once someone in Santa Clara wakes up to the import of all this.... PS. We're still trying to get hold of that picture of CEO Craig Barrett on his horse which we know exists. ®

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