Feeds

Trucker wins Intel's golden Bunny Suit

Runners and riders in

  • alert
  • submit to reddit

Gartner critical capabilities for enterprise endpoint backup

an Intel Bunny Suit, and no you don't win the PC too...If only some of our readers had got the first four questions right, they would have been well in with a sporting chance of winning the Bunny Suit. (See Win a genuine full-size Intel Bunny Suit).

While many were very creative with the tie breaker, quite a few got the first four questions wrong. The answers to the first four questions, according to Intel, are 18 months, 1978, 28 million and a dead Endian. No arguments, remember? The winner of the competition is Doug Thomsen, for the tie-breaker: "I am gagging for an Intel Bunny Suit so I can see my neighbors' faces when I'm washing the truck wearing it." (By the way Doug, can we have a photo of you doing this when you get the suit?) The following get caps: Judith Wilson, Ross Campbell, Ben Rosenthal, Carson Walker, Michael Hoffberg, Lucas Krupinski.

The following get consolation prizes of a Coppermine cup with Intel Inside inside it and some chocolate Intel chips: Anatole Shaw, Mikael Hartwich. Edward Stroligo wins a cap and a sticker for no good reason apart from his tagline, and the same goes for Spencer Kittleson (cough).

Many of the tie breaker entries were super duper although a few were very politically incorrect, making them even more super duper.

"I am gagging for an Intel Bunny Suit because"

"I can't wait to stop breathing and start smelling"

"It is the next best thing to a Playboy bunny" "

We can throw out our home burglar alarm. That thing will scare the hell out of any intruder and we'll find him unconscious on the floor."

"I want to look like a gold wrapped baked potato." "I am gagging for an Intel Bunny Suit because...it's as high-tech as pajamas can ever get."

"I am gagging for an intel bunny suit because it is all I need to finish my own fab." "I don't have the body for a Playboy Bunny suit."

"I'm gagging for an Intel Bunny Suit because without the suit, how could I get away with bank robbery?"

"The Level 4 Biosafety Maximum Containment Lab is Leaking! Heeelp meee!!!! Gimme the suit and I'll tell you if the Lab really is leaking. Before I melt. Really."

"... when I win I will give it to Steve Jobs!"

"I have no life."

"The Register's gooey, juicy news tidbits get all over everything."

"I have emotional issues that I must work through, and I can only do that in complete isolation, where no one can see me. It would also hide my girth."

"I need new clothes and this will make me cool."

"Linux forgot the airhole in the penguin suit."

Thanks very much for all the entries. We will be notifying the winners by email. ®

The essential guide to IT transformation

More from The Register

next story
Assange™: Hey world, I'M STILL HERE, ignore that Snowden guy
Press conference: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME (cont'd pg 94)
Premier League wants to PURGE ALL FOOTIE GIFs from social media
Not paying Murdoch? You're gonna get a right LEGALLING - thanks to automated software
Caught red-handed: UK cops, PCSOs, specials behaving badly… on social media
No Mr Fuzz, don't ask a crime victim to be your pal on Facebook
Ballmer quits Microsoft board to spend more time with his b-balls
From Clippy to Clippers: Hi, I see you're running an NBA team now ...
Online tat bazaar eBay coughs to YET ANOTHER outage
Web-based flea market struck dumb by size and scale of fail
Kate Bush: Don't make me HAVE CONTACT with your iPHONE
Can't face sea of wobbling fondle implements. What happened to lighters, eh?
Amazon takes swipe at PayPal, Square with card reader for mobes
Etailer plans to undercut rivals with low transaction fee offer
Call of Duty daddy considers launching own movie studio
Activision Blizzard might like quality control of a CoD film
prev story

Whitepapers

5 things you didn’t know about cloud backup
IT departments are embracing cloud backup, but there’s a lot you need to know before choosing a service provider. Learn all the critical things you need to know.
Implementing global e-invoicing with guaranteed legal certainty
Explaining the role local tax compliance plays in successful supply chain management and e-business and how leading global brands are addressing this.
Build a business case: developing custom apps
Learn how to maximize the value of custom applications by accelerating and simplifying their development.
Rethinking backup and recovery in the modern data center
Combining intelligence, operational analytics, and automation to enable efficient, data-driven IT organizations using the HP ABR approach.
Next gen security for virtualised datacentres
Legacy security solutions are inefficient due to the architectural differences between physical and virtual environments.