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The Register has been given a bit part in a remake of sci-fi movie, The Matrix. In one of the tense climactic scenes of the gripping photo-strip web movie, The Register can clearly be seen in the background. One critic said it was a powerful performance of immense talent. Another said it was wooden. The whole flick is available at detonate.net entitled cr0bar's bastardization of The Matrix. To see The Register's walk-on role, grab your popcorn and head here. If you think The Register could feature in any other movie re-makes, why not post us your suggestions. We've already got: Two Vultures for Sister Sarah The Maltese Vulture Reservoir Hacks One Flew Over the Vulture's Nest The Vulture Strikes Back Carrion Up The Khyber ®

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