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1. It is the best contraceptive mankind ever invented. 2. Young people will envy your trendy fab gear. 3. It will keep the rain out as you're walking to the fab. 4. You will never have to buy a deodorant again because Intel forbids you from wearing deodorants in a bunny suit. 5. You will never be bothered by your partner for snoring because your partner will have left you for reason 4. 6. You will never need to buy a contraceptive again because of reasons and 1 and 5. 7. You will never be confused for anyone else because no-one will recognise you. See also Intel makes The Register sweat I Intel makes The Register sweat II Intel makes The Register sweat III

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