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Tony Blair is not impotent

Cherie pregnant — that'll teach us to mess with metaphors

By Dr Ruth, 19th November 1999

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Thanks to every one who pointed to our recent story titled Tony Blair is impotent. Last night, Downing Street announced his wife Cherie (45), is expecting their fourth child. But hold fire on any more emails, please. The original story concerned Blair's relationship with technology -- not to a medical condition. ®

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