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Remote control for virtualized desktops

Copyright Alexey Soloviev, 1999Well, we thought we come across some cool geek gadgets in our time, but this one takes the cake. Or, rather, takes away the cake when the user has... er... finished with it. For now no self-respecting Net surfer, Perl jammer or Quaker need ever break away from the kill or the code for those embarrassing visits to the little boys' (or girls', for that matter) room. We can see the ad slogans now: 'Crap-while-U-code!', 'Shite-while-U-strafe!', 'Wee on the Web! -- the possibilities are endless. Or possibly bottomless, given what spending the rest of your life on the throne might do to your posterior. ® Thanks to our chums over at Windows 98 Central for bringing this item to our attention

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