Churchill's granddaughter to Webcast facelift

We will bite them on the features…

The granddaughter of former British bulldog - and Prime Minister - Sir Winston Churchill is to have her facelift operation broadcast live on the Net. Arabella Churchill will have the full facial reconstruction op sometime in November. Broadcast on CelebrityDoctor.com, the surgery will be performed by Dr Steven Bloch of Illinois. "My goal is to achieve a natural, rested appearance without altering any of her distinctive Churchillian facial features," said Dr Bloch. During the operation he will perform upper and lower lid blepharoplasty including a transconjuctival approach and erbium laser to the lower eyelid skin. He will also perform rhytidectomy and liposuction of the neck with muscle tightening, and standard rhytidectomy complete with an erbium Laser around the perioral area. Don't worry, this reporter hasn't got a clue what they're on about either but I've barfed three times just thinking about it. ®

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