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If you’re a lookin' for a restful kinda' hideaway where you can sorta get yo' stuff together, why look further than good ole uncle Craig’s Li'l House on the Prairie? Y'all can chill out with a spot of fly fishin', sink a few cool ones, or even develop a marketing strategy designed to consign AMD to the lowest pit of Hell where demons can chew on the… Hold it right there. Uncle Craig's Cabin is a cool kinda place, not at all the sort of vacation location where you think bad thoughts about the upstart scum who dare to threaten Intel’s plans for world domi… Hey, domination is a heavy word man. Here at Uncle Craig’s, we don’t like that kinda hassle – try a spot of fly fishing, ride a horse in a dumb cowboy outfit, sue a few far eastern scumbags who haven’t signed a licence to use the BX440 chipset… Whatever your holiday needs, Craig’s L'il House on the Prairie can almost certainly throw a whole shedload of heavy legal dudes in your direction. Uncle Craig's – you’ll never be able to afford to go anywhere else. Ahem... ®

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