Intel too close to Clinton for comfort

Gives a whole new meaning to government affairs

Worried about whether Intel is Big Brother or not? Concerned about the Processor Serial Number? Relax. Your secrets are safe in the hands of Intel's government affairs division, conveniently situated a mere block away from the White House. A kindly old gentleman who works for Intel's Information Security division (the thought police), faxed us this map which proves it. ®

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