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WE BELIEVE IN JOURNALISM
We believe in the financial and social climbing benefits that come with new technology. We care deeply about our bank balances. That’s why we at The Register don’t just observe and report on high technology.
We also accelerate its adoption by valiantly striving to make this appallingly tedious world more interesting and exciting by gratuitously adding adjectives and superlatives to otherwise terminally dull product announcements.
We do this by means of superior industry knowledge, technical ability, sheer bloody-mindedness and machiavellian supposition.
Wherever there are people with a need to know what’s really going on in the world of information technology, The Register is there, providing independent insight, unbiased expertise and humour. Because we believe in journalism. ®