Vanderbilts generator meets Lennox the Linux in mad draw

In boxing matches, things fly, of course

Practically all of the UK press was concerned today about how Vanderbilt ("The Generator") was beaten by Lennox "Linnux" today. The truth is, who cares. It's a barbaric sparring match compared to which Bill "The Tolerator" Gates should have been "decked" by Linus "The Operator" Torvalds. Should not both have been concerned about the delay of Scott "Merced" McNeally UltraSparc III, the referee? ®

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