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He was a good lad, our Graham…. The Register was saddened to hear that its favourite PR at the DTI has packed his souvenir dispatch box and is heading for a new and exciting job in Brussels. Obviously, Florence, Dougal, Brian the Snail, Dylan and all the gang here at your super soaraway Register wish young Mr Zebedee all the best in Euroland. We will miss him dearly. Someone who knows what they're talking about is so hard to find at the DTI, don't you know? Thankfully, we can still rely on our other favourites, Xena Warrior PRincess at Text 100 and our new found chum, Tiggy Tonks at Profile PR. And you think we make this stuff up - we don't need to. Is it time for bed yet? Boing! ®

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