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Windows everywhere but cream pies not allowed..

By Phil O'Phluter, 11th January 1999
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A reader from America points out that the fine a Belgian got, not for slapping a cream pie in Bill Gates' phace but for expressing the group's indifference to the Euro is less than the cost of an upgrade fee to Windows 98. ®

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