Departure of Trade and Industry still not Mandelson's name

Far be it from us to suggest to Her Majesty's government that it is not good. We are, after all, mere journalists. But we are, nevertheless, slightly concerned that after the loss of 1,000 jobs at Royal Doulton that no-one has picked up on our suggestion that the Department of Trade and Industry be re-named. After all, these are the people who only cottoned on to the Year 2000 almost after the fact.