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Cripes! There in yesterday's wires was the headline from Dow Jones saying "Citrix Dn 11%; Microsoft Server Pricing worries Cited". So we tore to the text immediately. Which said: "Iraq said Tuesday it has yet to receive sufficient guarantees from the United Nations Security Council..." So there's something else the Wall Street analysts have to take into account when they're assessing stocks...

The great thing about the Web is the infinite variety of information out there. Take, for example, these two headlines we found sitting next to one another on an aggregation site the other day: Elizabeth Jagger Struts Her Stuff On the Catwalk Yahoo UK 18:40 Elizabeth Jagger Struts Her Stuff On the Catwalk Excite UK 18:15 Phew... We think we need to lie down.

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