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Et tu Accenture? Then fall S3er: Consultancy giant leaks private keys, emails and more online

Samsung rings death knell for disk, gears up for QLC flash production

RDX removable disk has ransomware protection begging to be bypassed

Before you head into Office 365, pull on this cosy Cloud Archive

Visual Studio Team Services having some 'performance issues'

Kotlin's killin' Java among Android devs

Cortana, please finish my sentences in Skype texts for me

Frustrated Britons struggle to locate their packages: Royal Mail tracker smacked

Apple's iOS password prompts prime punters for phishing: Too easy now for apps to swipe secrets, dev warns

Hackers in Arab world collaborate more than hoodie-clad Westerners

Overdraft-fiddling hackers cost banks in Eastern Europe $100m

Real Mad-quid: Murky cryptojacking menace that smacked Ronaldo site grows

HMRC scoops up Microsoft veep for CIO role

So you're already in the cloud but need to come back down to Earth

A big ask for any nerd, but going outside (your usual data sets) can be good for you

So much data, so little time: How to not flip your wig processing it

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10 years on, Amazon CTO reflects on DynamoDB launch

npm adds two-factor auth, security tokens in wake of JS typo attack

Splunk hits Oracle's Larry where it hurts: His failure to win America's Cup boat race

Google: This may shock you, but we also banked thousands of dollars to run Russian propaganda

Brit bank fined £75k over 1.5 MEEELLION text and email spamhammer

Capita goes to Jon Lewis for CEO

BAE confirms it is slashing 2,000 jobs

Outage at EE wrecks voice calls across the UK

BlackBerry's new Motion will move you neither to tears of joy nor sadness

How many times can Microsoft kill Mobile?

Shhh! There's a new BlackBerry and... no, we've said too much

Geek's Guide

Three words: Synthetic gene circuit. Self-assembling bacteria build pressure sensor

Boffins' bonkers fibre demo: 53 Tbps down ONE piece of glass

What does the Moon 4bn years ago and Yahoo! towers this week have in common? Both had an awful atmosphere

After seven-hour operation, the ISS has a new 'hand'

Russia to block access to cryptocurrency exchanges' websites – report

Zuck shows Virtual Empathy by visiting Puerto Rico in VR

Calm down, Elon. Deep learning won't make AI generally intelligent

Fast Forward Labs CEO: 'If every idea on the roadmap is a good idea, that scares me a bit'

Verity Stob

Footie ballsup: Petition kicks off to fix 'geometrically impossible' street signs

Star Wars: Big Euro cinema group can't handle demand for tickets to new flick

SCARY SPICE: Pumpkin air freshener sparks school evacuation

Blade Runner 2049 review: Scott's vision versus Villeneuve's skill

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Outage at EE wrecks voice calls across the UK

Footie ballsup: Petition kicks off to fix 'geometrically impossible' street signs

All hexagons and no pentagons makes Jack a very dull...

BlackBerry's new Motion will move you neither to tears of joy nor sadness

First FondleIt's an Android with a few frills and BBM. Fine

Real Mad-quid: Murky cryptojacking menace that smacked Ronaldo site grows

MANCHESTER, UK - Cristiano Ronaldo reacts prior to the UEFA Champions League semi-final game between Manchester City and Real Madrid

Equifax: About those 400,000 UK records we lost? It's now 15.2M. Yes, M for MEELLLIOON

UpdatedBrits will be warned by post, agency says

Google: This may shock you, but we also banked thousands of dollars to run Russian propaganda

Big sums spent on shady search ads amid US elections

Apple's iOS password prompts prime punters for phishing: Too easy now for apps to swipe secrets, dev warns

Fake login request boxes spark formal bug report

Cloud

Et tu Accenture? Then fall S3er: Consultancy giant leaks private keys, emails and more online

UpdatedAWS config blunder spills secrets all over the internet

Samsung rings death knell for disk, gears up for QLC flash production

I see you shiver with antici... pation

Hackers in Arab world collaborate more than hoodie-clad Westerners

Ideological unity drives 'spirit of sharing' in crimeware market

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RDX removable disk has ransomware protection begging to be bypassed

RansomBlock tech stops unauthorised access and changes to data

Cloud

Before you head into Office 365, pull on this cosy Cloud Archive

Mimecast promises fast mail search and (of course) GDPR-friendly tools

Visual Studio Team Services having some 'performance issues'

Microsoft suspects 'code change' behind slow calls

Brit bank fined £75k over 1.5 MEEELLION text and email spamhammer

And London advertising firm spanked for similar campaign

bank robbery

Overdraft-fiddling hackers cost banks in Eastern Europe $100m

Mules open forged accounts, crooks clear them out from foreign ATMs

Kotlin screenshot

Kotlin's killin' Java among Android devs

By the end of 2018, says Realm, Kotlin will overtake Java for Android apps

Footie ballsup: Petition kicks off to fix 'geometrically impossible' street signs

All hexagons and no pentagons makes Jack a very dull...

Outage at EE wrecks voice calls across the UK

Capita goes to Jon Lewis for CEO

Never knowingly undersold

Real Mad-quid: Murky cryptojacking menace that smacked Ronaldo site grows

They’re taking our processor cycles

BlackBerry's new Motion will move you neither to tears of joy nor sadness

First FondleIt's an Android with a few frills and BBM. Fine

Russia to block access to cryptocurrency exchanges' websites – report

UpdatedCentral bank deputy governor calls them 'dubious'

Star Wars: Big Euro cinema group can't handle demand for tickets to new flick

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to nerds raging on Twitter

BAE confirms it is slashing 2,000 jobs

Redundancies down to falling demand, says chief exec

OpenEBS v0.4 is live, uses Google container scheduling tech

Kubernetes grunt-powered community storage software

Three words: Synthetic gene circuit. Self-assembling bacteria build pressure sensor

Because 3D printers are sooo 2006

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Tell us what you’re doing - or not doing - with DevOps, Containers, Agile

Rattled toymaker VTech's data breach case exiting legal pram

Motion to dismiss case of 6.4m leaked kids' accounts looks likely to succeed

Location pin with warning

Leaky-by-design location services show outsourced security won't ever work

Google and Facebook can't – or won't – anticipate misuses of data that shouldn't exist

Cortana, please finish my sentences in Skype texts for me

Redmond's AI assistant can now scan your messages and make your more eloquent

Hitting 3 nanometers to cost chipmaker TSMC at least US$20 billion

That's the price for continuing to cook Apple's cores

Splunk acquires rival Rocana and some of its techies

In 2015 the two were at each other's throats over a blog post. We think we can say who won!

Smut-watchers suckered by evil advertising

'Millions' of Pr0rnHüb visitors offered fake browser updates

Zuck shows Virtual Empathy by visiting Puerto Rico in VR

The Social Network™ indulges in disaster pr0n in the week it has new VR kit landing

Australia launches critical infrastructure security reforms

Part 1: find out who owns what. Part 2: get them to take security seriously ... or else

Boffins' bonkers fibre demo: 53 Tbps down ONE piece of glass

Japan's NICT looks to data centres of the future

Artificial Intelligence

Calm down, Elon. Deep learning won't make AI generally intelligent

Minds Mastering MachinesProfessor Mark Bishop on the dangers of deep stupidity

How many times can Microsoft kill Mobile?

Belfiore's done it again

Stealthy storage startup wants to fly read-write heads closer to disks

Which means higher capacity, according to L2 Drive

Shhh! There's a new BlackBerry and... no, we've said too much

Stealth launch in Gulf, no sign when to expect it in US/EU

Fending off cyber attacks as important as combatting terrorism, says new GCHQ chief

Director Jeremy Fleming sets out priorities for intel agency

The Typhoon in Battle of Britain colours

1,000 jobs on the line at BAE Systems' Lancashire plants – reports

Warton braced for job cuts

Man closes his eyes and crosses fingers

Frustrated Britons struggle to locate their packages: Royal Mail tracker smacked

UpdatedSome might have to wait a bit longer...

Video games used to be an escape. Now not even they are safe from ads

VB2017Devs seduced by the dark arts of data collection and product placement

You may not have noticed, but 'superfast' broadband is available to 94% of Blighty

Fivemiletown, Northern Ireland, ambles at a stately 1.2Mbps

Artificial Intelligence

Fast Forward Labs CEO: 'If every idea on the roadmap is a good idea, that scares me a bit'

Hilary Mason on Cloudera acquisition, AI hype and getting enterprises to experiment

UK spy oversight body updates rules to include right of appeal

IPAHearings without complainant still A-OK though

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