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Offensive, iconoclastic internet trolls will NOT be prosecuted, says DPP

Departing Trollhunter General in rare defence of freedom of speech

Law 20 Jun 11:29

Not even Comet slamming into Earth can keep Dixons out of the red

Retail chain whacked by £209m restructuring charge

The Channel 20 Jun 10:52

So: Just how do you stop mobile users becoming leaky lusers?

If anyone knows, it's you lot. Help us out

Security 20 Jun 10:19

France gives Google three month DATA PRIVACY DEADLINE

Liberté, egalité, intimité

Cloud 20 Jun 09:54

Tosh puts slim model on a single-plate diet to create new 7mm mutant

At 350GB, it wasn't hungry for data, anyway

Hardware 20 Jun 09:32

Nokia Lumia 925: The best Windows Phone yet

Review But is it good enough to win back the market?

Phones 20 Jun 09:04

Brocade: People try to put us down, talkin' 'bout my (Fibre Chan) generation

Interview We quiz server wallah on Gen-5 Fibre Channel curveball

Servers 20 Jun 08:32

Hey, wannabe Murdochs, yet more chances to run your own telly station

Roll up, roll up, ignore the nasty people saying it'll flop

Media 20 Jun 08:05

Wake up, Uncle Fester! Huawei’s nattering about BUYING Nokia

Analysis Yes, we mean you, Ballmer

Management 20 Jun 07:28

Home Office boffins slip out passport-scanning Android app

'Very good, Jones, but what's the point of our latest gizmo?'

Applications 20 Jun 07:04

Boffins light way to photonic computing with 1TB DVD tech

Smallest-ever laser dot shines a light on silicon alternatives

Science 20 Jun 06:28

I, for one, welcome our GIANT TITANIUM INSECT OVERLORDS

This is what happens when you give boffins 3D printers

Science 20 Jun 06:03

Hi? Vladimir? It's Obama. The hackers ARE BACK. Hello? Are you still there?

How that new White House-Kremlin cyber-security hotline might work

Government 20 Jun 05:02

Intel joins Alliance for Wireless Power

Chipzilla dreams of tangle-free ultrabooks, fondleslabs

Hardware 20 Jun 04:16

LinkedIn DNS hijacked, site offline

Be patient ... we've dealt with hacks before says business hub

Security 20 Jun 04:04

Embezzler stings IBM, Microsoft in Japan

Worker fired by Big Blue, repeated naughtiness at house of Windows

Law 20 Jun 03:29

Quantum boffins and bread-heads form new VC fund

Place your very, very, long range bets here

Financial News 20 Jun 02:03

NASA serves up Curiosity's billion-pixel panorama

Rover's 'selfies' included for good measure

Science 20 Jun 00:56

That Microsoft-Nokia merger you've been predicting? It's no go

Redmond has reportedly left the table

Phones 20 Jun 00:04

Microsoft caves on Xbox One DRM and used-game controls

Consumer power might still mean something

Games 19 Jun 23:24

Kim Dotcom victim of 'largest data MASSACRE in history'

Megaupload servers wiped – were Feds to blame?

Hosting 19 Jun 21:16

Google preps wave of machine learning apps

Chocolate Factory engineers automate own jobs out of existence

Software 19 Jun 20:54

Reg to Australia: Here's your chance to find NBN answers

Let's crowdfund a proper, pre-election, NBN study

Site News 19 Jun 20:40

Microsoft breaks bug-bounty virginity in $100,000 contest

Black Hat sets phasers to stun on Windows 8.1 and Internet Explorer 11

Security 19 Jun 20:37

Google's JavaScript challenger gains better tools, performance

Dart enters beta with beefed up editor, compiler

Developer 19 Jun 19:35

Google joins Amazon, HP, Rackspace in easing HDD data importing

'Give us your disks!' bellows Chocolate Factory.

Cloud 19 Jun 17:48

Adobe CEO admits need to 'tweak' Creative Suite's cloud-only policy

But way forward for cloud sceptics 'not identified'

The Channel 19 Jun 17:26

John McAfee releases NSFW video on how to uninstall security code

Naturally this requires sex, drugs, and firearms

Bootnotes 19 Jun 17:24

Speaking in Tech: We find someone who hasn't heard of Prof Brian Cox

Podcast Brit physics heartthrob yet to conquer US - plus actual tech views

Cloud 19 Jun 17:13

Dish abandons Sprint sprint, now in mad dash for Clearwire

Satellite telly firm refuses to make a new offer before Sprint's deadline

Management 19 Jun 15:59

Nutanix trims down and fattens up server-storage halfbloods

Going for branch offices and big data in two fell swoops

Servers 19 Jun 15:18

Stay away from the light, Kodak! Look, here's $406m to keep you alive

Photo finish for fallen camera giant's race against death

Financial News 19 Jun 14:58

Oracle: We WON grey market software and Solaris support case

Um, HOW much did they pay you in the settlement?

The Channel 19 Jun 14:45

Dynamo-spawn Riak spreads to other clouds

Amazon cloud casts long shadow

Cloud 19 Jun 14:19

Facebook: We now have one million real admen stalking you. Huzzah..?

That's right, people are still using us ... bitch

Networks 19 Jun 13:57

Virtualisation: Where are my savings?

Webcast Map, compass, boots

Data Center 19 Jun 13:25

AXE-WAVING BIKER GANG SMASHES into swanky Apple UK store

Pic Pair cuffed after helicopter chase sparked by Cupertino idiot-tax-avoiding raid

Hardware 19 Jun 12:56

Thousands of fingered crims, informants spaffed in web security COCK-UP

Exclusive UK privacy watchdog pokes server config gaffe

Security 19 Jun 12:34

BT boss QUITS telecoms giant for front-bench gov job

Prime Minister poaches CEO - Gavin Patterson to take his place

Networks 19 Jun 11:57

NASA probe will ease through Saturn's ring to grab Earth snapshot

See that tiny blue dot? That's our corner of ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, that is

Science 19 Jun 11:45

IT mercenaries and buy-to-let landlords are my HEROES - here's why

Comment Rent more because high home ownership means high unemployment

Jobs 19 Jun 11:04

Wi-Fi Alliance takes grid place, revs engine in race to 802.11ac

Those little labels on the boxes? Pretty important, actually

Networks 19 Jun 10:44

Julian Assange: I'm quite happy to sleep on Ecuador's sofa FOREVER

Wikileaker won't leave London embassy even if Sweden no longer wants him

Government 19 Jun 10:19

Supercomputer sage Cray musters Lustre cluster storage hustler

Bold move - HPC legend starts standalone storage biz

Management 19 Jun 10:05

Sneaky Seagate slips 'world's fastest' enterprise disk mutant into the wild

Flash-packed Savvio found lurking in Big Blue iron

Servers 19 Jun 09:44

Hey mobile firms: About that Android thing... Did Google add a lockout clause?

EC probes for details of deals

Management 19 Jun 09:24

PC makers REALLY need Windows 8.1 to walk on water - but guess what?

Upgrade is no 'miracle', sniffs IT analyst

The Channel 19 Jun 08:59

Norks taunt, yank Yanks' crank over PRISM: US is 'rights abuse kingpin'

NSA web snooping 'against mankind' sneers tubby boy-king's pravda

Government 19 Jun 08:34

Washout 2012 summer, melty Greenland 'nothing to do with Arctic ice or warm oceans'

Could have been 'natural variability'

Science 19 Jun 08:03

Exagrid hires former IBM exec, Hitachi bod to help flog disk grid tech

CEO: Public cloud OK for archiving data but not for backup

Storage 19 Jun 07:38

Out with a bang: The Last of Us lets PS3 exit with head held high

Game Theory The current generation of consoles can still thrill

Games 19 Jun 07:04

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