Blood-crazed Microsoft axes Trustworthy Computing Group

Security be not a dirty word, me Satya. But crevice, bigod...

Security 19 Sep 12:02

Bacon-related medical breakthrough wins Ig Nobel prize

Is there ANYTHING cured pork can't do?

Science 19 Sep 11:39

Getting to the BOTTOM of the great office seating debate

100% Design Belay that toil, me hearty, and park your scurvy backside

Hardware 19 Sep 11:21

iPhone 6: Last straw for Android makers being eaten alive by the data parasite?

Analysis Arr, makin' spy kit fer Google, it be a mug's game

Phones 19 Sep 10:57

TOR users become FBI's No.1 hacking target after legal power grab

Be afeared, me hearties, these scoundrels be spying our signals

Security 19 Sep 10:03

Why Oracle CEO Larry Ellison had to go ... Except he hasn't

Analysis Silicon Valley's veteran seadog in piratical Putin impression

Business 19 Sep 05:03

Plucky Playmonaut parties as LOHAN hits Kickstarter goal

Bring on the wenches'n'mead, set course for New Mexico

SPB 19 Sep 09:27

Open source and the NHS: Two huge disorganised entities without central control

Nay dragons here, me lad - these be long lost lovers

Software 19 Sep 09:04

Russian botnet suspects cuffed over romantic MMS spyware allegs

Avast! Belay that 'RomanticVK' order - there be MONSTERS

Security 19 Sep 08:32

Object Storage Alliance launched. Problem: 3 vendors haven't joined

See here, me IBM mateys, why d'ye languish with these scurvy curs?

Storage 19 Sep 08:03

Google Apple grapple brings crypto cop block to Android

Belike tears of joy to this old seadog's eyes, lad

Security 19 Sep 07:25

Who's that at the door, storage box flingers? It's the hard drive makers. No, they are not smiling

Analysis Nice treasure chest ye have there. Shame if it fell overboard

Storage 19 Sep 07:04

Stray positrons caught on ISS hint at DARK MATTER source

Landlubber scope-gazers squint to horizons and see anti-electron count surge

Science 19 Sep 06:29

Oi, London thief. We KNOW what you're doing - our PRECRIME system warned us

Aye, shipmate, it be just like that Minority Report

Bootnotes 19 Sep 06:01

Monitors monitor's monitoring finds touch screens have 0.4% market share

Not four. Point four. Count yer booty again, Microsoft

Hardware 19 Sep 05:31

iPhone 6: Will it blend? We don't know, but it sure CAN'T FLY

First fracture ARRRRR-cident leaves fruity matey keelhauled

Phones 19 Sep 04:41

Gigantic bazaar Alibaba WILL turn share price up to 11, er, $68 for biggest IPO ever in US

Hopeful cap'ns seek PILES O'DOUBLOONS in NYSE debut

Business 19 Sep 04:01

Samsung unlocks Knox at zero bucks

The race to zero in the mobile device management market has begun

Security 19 Sep 03:03

Register journo braves Sydney iPHONE queue, TOUCHES the BIGGUN

First Fondle Swollen queue suggests a bumper Fruitchomp Friday

Phones 19 Sep 00:09

Home Depot: 56 million bank cards pwned by malware in our tills

That's about 50 per cent bigger than the Target tills mega-hack

Security 18 Sep 22:39

First day of Hurd'n'Catz at Oracle: It's dis-fur-pointing for Wall St

Database giant still not feline the love in new hardware and software sales

Financial News 18 Sep 22:26

Oracle's Larry Ellison quits as CEO – new bosses are Hurd'n'Catz

Larry to spend more time with his, er, in his CTO chair

Business 18 Sep 20:30

Microsoft's axeman Nadella fills baskets with 2,100 fresh heads

Round 2 of layoffs sees jobs cut company-wide

Business 18 Sep 19:27

Does this float your boat? Dead Steve Jobs to hijack yachts from BEYOND THE GRAVE

Is there nothing the Apple biz tyrant can't do?

Bootnotes 18 Sep 19:13

Students playing with impressive racks? Yes, it's cluster comp time

HPC blog The most comprehensive coverage the world has ever seen. Ever

HPC 18 Sep 16:29

Ten years on, TEN PER CENT of retailers aren't obeying CAN-SPAM

Unscrupulous marketers are, guess what, still being gits

Law 18 Sep 15:56

Snowden's NSA leaks have galvanised the storage world

Vendors raise their game after gov securo-busting revealed

Security 18 Sep 15:33

Copyright thieves' cyberlockers slurp MILLIONS from honest creators, study finds

Offshore chop shops make merry from movies and pr0n

Law 18 Sep 15:03

Damien Hirst, eat your heart out - these guys chop up TAXIS

100% Design Half a car stuck to your wall is this season's must-have accessory, darling

Hardware 18 Sep 14:04

Driving with an Apple Watch could land you with a £100 FINE

Bad news for tech-addicted fanbois behind the wheel

Law 18 Sep 12:59

Early result from Scots indyref vote? NAW, Jimmy - it's a SCAM

Anyone claiming to know before tomorrow is telling porkies

Security 18 Sep 12:33

PORTAL TO ELSEWHERE scried in small galaxy far, far away

Supermassive black hole dominates titchy star formation

Science 18 Sep 12:02

Mozilla shutters Labs, tells nobody it's been dead for five months

Staffer's blog reveals all as projects languish on GitHub

Software 18 Sep 11:22

Forget bonking, have ONE OFF THE WRIST with Barclaycard's bPay

It's positively encouraged on the London Underground

Hardware 18 Sep 11:03

Sony says year's losses will be FOUR TIMES DEEPER than thought

Losses of more than $2 BILLION loom over troubled Japanese corp

Financial News 18 Sep 10:30

China hacked US Army transport orgs TWENTY TIMES in ONE YEAR

FBI et al knew of nine hacks - but didn't tell TRANSCOM

Security 18 Sep 09:57

Scotland wins WORLD RECORD as voters head to referendum polls

HPC blog Uni of Edinburgh team lands teraflop-tastic LINPACK laurels

HPC 18 Sep 09:33

Aggressive HGST hurls flashy humdingers at online archiving

Comment Sooner or later a big player's going to catch one in the eye

Data Centre 18 Sep 08:57

Jihadi terrorists DIDN'T encrypt their comms 'cos of Snowden leaks

Intel bods' analysis concludes 'no significant change' after whistle was blown

Security 18 Sep 08:29

iPhone 6: Most exquisite MOBILE? No. It is the Most Exquisite THING. EVER

Stephen Pie More beautiful than a unicorn, or a baby's smile

Phones 18 Sep 07:58

A3Cube turns RAM up to 11 with FORTISSIMO kit

In-memory fabric comes to to HPC I/O project

HPC 18 Sep 07:29

Murdoch to Europe: Inflict MORE PAIN on Google, please

'Platform for piracy' must be punished, or it'll kill us in FIVE YEARS

Law 18 Sep 07:02

Comprehensive guide to obliterating web apps published

Open Web App Security Project releases new app dev opus

Security 18 Sep 06:32

Top Gear Tigers and Bingo Boilers: Farewell then, Phones4U

Phones for the drinking classes

Bootnotes 18 Sep 06:00

Apple's Cook: We have never allowed g-men access to Apple servers

Only hackers can see your nude selfies, not feds

Security 18 Sep 05:31

Spies would need SUPER POWERS to tap undersea cables

Why mess with armoured 10kV cables when land-based, and legal, snoop tools are easier?

Security 18 Sep 05:02

Amazon rekindles e-readers and Fire OS without weeks of whack-a-leak fun

One for kids, a new lightweight, and a sub-$100 Fire

Tablets 18 Sep 04:37

Boffins plot global (browser) cookie crumb trail

Patchwork regulation creates silos of data and worldwide web of data bakers

Security 18 Sep 03:59

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