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Jobs 01 Aug 08:35

Quicker, easier to fly to MOON than change web standards ... OR IS IT?

Programming the Web, Pt. II Snail's pace system might be forced to speed up

Developer 01 Aug 07:59

Security chap writes recipe for Raspberry Pi honeypot network

Cunning security plan: dangle £28 ARM boxes and watch crooks take the bait

Security 01 Aug 07:33

Elite Systems promises to order ZX Spectrum revival in two weeks

Also, Specy dev seeks help to name all-new game

Hardware 01 Aug 06:58

Wireless charging stretches the friendship by 45mm

Qi standard now works over longer distances

Hardware 01 Aug 06:30

REGULAR FISTING is GOOD for your HEALTH, says respected surveyor

Wagwan, bruv, come bump the rock with me like Ali G, init

Bootnotes 01 Aug 06:05

5G about the whole network, not just speed, says Alca-Luminary

Devices and networks need to decide the best - not just fastest - link for each app

Networks 01 Aug 05:29

Retailers shot up by PoS scraping brute force cannon

Run end-to-end crypto or die trying, hacker warns

Security 01 Aug 05:01

Linode open-sources its secret support sauce

IaaS operator happy for you to edit its tutorials

Cloud 01 Aug 04:28

CIA super-spy so sorry spies spied on Senate's torture scrutiny PCs

That thing we swore blind we never did? About that…

Government 01 Aug 03:56

What's that? A PHP SPECIFICATION? Surely you're joking, Facebook

Zuck's engineers unveil formal spec based on PHP 5.6

Developer 01 Aug 03:31

Twitter: governments are poking around your data more than ever

Report shows information requests going through the roof

Government 01 Aug 02:29

Ah ha, mon amour violet ... French Iliad attempts to nibble on T-Mobile US

Offer for American telco may already have been tossed in le poubelle

Mobile 01 Aug 01:30

EMC promises 'lots' of news about converged compute at VMworld

Has VMware's MARVIN morphed into VMCI?

Data Centre 01 Aug 00:28

Plug and PREY: Hackers reprogram USB drives to silently infect PCs

BadUSB instructs gadget chips to inject key-presses, redirect net traffic and more

Security 31 Jul 22:59

Call off the firing squad: HP grants stay of execution to OpenVMS

Startup to take over support for today's Itaniums and beyond

Operating Systems 31 Jul 22:21

7 Amazing Experiments On NASA's Curiosity v2 Mars Rover – Including Oxygen Generation

Pic Landing on a Red Planet near you in 2020, hopefully

Science 31 Jul 21:55

T-Mobile US preps for $43 MEEELLION shower of gold on cram victims

Network braces for quarterly hit from repaying unwanted SMS charges

Mobile 31 Jul 21:08

Veeam's vigorous voyage vindicates virty servers' backup virtues

Firm reckons breakneck customer growth rate's continuing

Storage 31 Jul 21:02

Microsoft's Euro cloud darkens: Redmond must let feds into foreign servers

They're not emails, they're business records, says court

Storage 31 Jul 19:47

Grabby baddie scours Paddy Power's towers: 650k punters leaked and it took 4 years to admit it

We're still a safe bet, say bookies

Security 31 Jul 19:40

Tesla and Panasonic to build NOT-SO-SECRET GigaFactory in US

This'll help me flog more 'leccy motors, says Elon Musk

Financial News 31 Jul 17:02

Overland Storage and BDT end four-year-long patent spat

BDT invests in Overland, Overland shares plummet

Storage 31 Jul 15:59

Samsung faces down TAB and smartphone MOUNTAIN HORROR

Sales and profit dive at mobile sub, things set to get tougher

The Channel 31 Jul 15:31

Microsoft and pals applaud UK's 'Google Review' copyright move

Colour us shocked: They want rest of Europe to follow

Government 31 Jul 15:02

Pentagon hacker McKinnon reinvents himself as SEO guru

From UFO coverup to SEO bigging-up

Security 31 Jul 14:26

BT consumer biz saves day: Grr, if it weren't for that meddling Ofcom

Broadband spares the red faces

Financial News 31 Jul 13:59

Dr Dre's crew gets Beats-down from Apple: 200 jobs to go – report

HR, finance will bear the brunt of cuts, it is rumoured

Business 31 Jul 13:26

POW! Apple smites Macbook Air EFI firmware update borkage

Fruity firm provides digital balm for furious fanbois

Operating Systems 31 Jul 13:07

ICANN can't hand over Iran's internet, bomb victims told

Why? Because nobody owns it

Networks 31 Jul 12:32

Disk daddy WD dishes out more drives, but profits dip anyway

Gaming gamed WD's results

Storage 31 Jul 12:02

PEAK LANDFILL: Why tablet gloom is good news for Windows users

Analysis Sinofsky's hybrid strategy looks dafter than ever

Tablets 31 Jul 11:39

Microsoft adds wireless industry legend John Stanton to its board

Satya Nadella backs up 'mobile-first' strategy with new director

CIO 31 Jul 11:18

Nice computers don’t need to go to the toilet, says Barclays

Something for the Weekend, Sir?* Bad computers might ask if you are Sarah Connor

Hardware 31 Jul 11:01

Securobods claim Middle East govts' fingerprints all over malware flung at journos

Shoots down aptitude of badness-slingers

Security 31 Jul 10:25

AVG stung as search revenue from freebie scanners dries up

Come back, freetards

Security 31 Jul 09:59

Coming to a console near you: Destiny beta and The Last of Us Remastered

Game Theory A sneak peek and some instant gratification

Games 31 Jul 09:32

Fiendishly complex password app extension ships for iOS 8

Just slip it in, won't hurt a bit, 1Password makers urge devs

Security 31 Jul 09:02

Has Europe cut the UK adrift on data protection?

Comment EU reckons we've one foot out the door anyway

The Channel 31 Jul 08:32

Cold storage, Facebook style? Flash FPGA controller to knock your SoCs off, vows upstart

NxGn hopes cold storage flash catches on

Storage 31 Jul 07:57

Boffins spot weirder quantum capers as neutrons take the high road, spin takes the low

Cheshire cat effect see neutrons and their properties walk different paths

Science 31 Jul 07:32

Russia to SAP, Apple: Hand over source code to prove you're not spies

And they'd get away with it too, if weren't for that meddling Snowden

Government 31 Jul 07:01

Recording lawsuit targets Ford, GM in-car CD recorders

Your car: a Pirate Bay on wheels

Law 31 Jul 06:31

Sneaker-maker Reebok cooks up performance-enhancing BACON

Let's all go for a run. Now.

Bootnotes 31 Jul 06:02

Oracle: That BUG in our In-Memory Option will be fixed in October

Don't worry, though ... it's probably (mostly) harmless

Software 31 Jul 05:29


When life gives you lemons, well ...

Science 31 Jul 04:58

VMware builds product executables on 50 Mac Minis

And goes to the Genius Bar for support

Virtualization 31 Jul 04:38

BitTorrent launches decentralised crypto-fied chat app

Voice and text snuck onto freedom-loving nodes

Security 31 Jul 03:22

Korean vendor launches wearable RPi clone

Smaller, cheaper and battery-powered pocket Pi

Hardware 31 Jul 03:14

Multipath TCP speeds up the internet so much that security breaks

Black Hat research says proposed protocol will bork network probes, flummox firewalls

Security 31 Jul 02:28

Cisco's application-centric infrastructure arrives at last

Borg begins striking off its golden hardware handcuffs

Data Networking 31 Jul 01:45

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