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Scientists to IPCC: YES, solar quiet spells like the one now looming CAN mean ICE AGES

Pesky boffins just refuse to toe the consensus line

Science 01 Oct 13:57

500 MEELLION PCs still run Windows XP. How did we get here?

Just six months to go: what to do if you don't have $200 per PC

Operating Systems 01 Oct 13:39

Profit healthy, sales up, 4,000 staff face axe. Cisco CEO, here's your pay doubled to $21m

Switch giant routes huge packet to biz supremo

Financial News 01 Oct 13:04

Seagate to storage bods: You CAN touch this (at last). Stop, HAMR time

We've talked about it for a while... next month, you'll actually *see* it

Storage 01 Oct 12:32

Ex-Sun journalist charged with handling a stolen mobile phone

Operation Tuleta investigation lands suspect in court

Media 01 Oct 11:57

NASA sky probe finds CLOUDY ALIEN WORLD

First step to finding breathable atmosphere

Science 01 Oct 11:44

Google gets closer to EU antitrust deal over search dominance 'abuse'

Likelier than ever to avoid fines, having to admit wrongdoing

Applications 01 Oct 11:16

AT&T takes on Google fibre, flings POCKET OF SPEED at Texas

1Gbps, to a few people, some of the time

Broadband 01 Oct 11:04

LIVE, my beauty, LIVE! Nokia revives dead phone with LIGHTNING powered Frankencharger

Vid Yes, Igor! The Third Switch!

Phones 01 Oct 10:38

TUPPERWARE FOUND on ALIEN MOON, insists NASA

Plastic food boxes boldly go where no plastic food boxes have gone before (Titan)

Science 01 Oct 10:25

Big data: You've got to spend a dollar ... to make fifty-two cents – report

Maybe it's not the gold mine the hype-sters thought it was

CIO 01 Oct 09:58

Facebook offers world full personal data ransack with Graph Search

Posts, updates, the lot. Our ad sales will boom. Mwu-ha-haaaa ... bitch

Security 01 Oct 09:24

Ubuntu 13.10: Meet the Linux distro with a bizarre Britney Spears fixation

Review Search me, baby, one more time

Operating Systems 01 Oct 09:04

Flash fettlers Fusion-io scoop IBM as reseller partner

So that's why Big Blue dumped TMS' server flash cards

Storage 01 Oct 08:29

Missing Brit SPACE HEDGEHOG RISES from the GRAVE

Pics Battered CASSiE miraculously found in Nottinghamshire field

SPB 01 Oct 07:58

Samsung: Sod off Apple, we've made gold mobes for way longer than you

'Go back to queuing for a pink iPhone from your favorite frivolous-lawsuits company'

Phones 01 Oct 07:31

GCHQ's CESG CCP 4 UK GOV IT BFFs? LOL RTFA INFOSEC VIPs ASAP

Yet another security certificate fiddled with by Brit spooks

Security 01 Oct 07:02

HP promises software-defined networking 'ecosystem' and app store

Networks that cater to software's every whim, without upsetting Virtzilla

Data Networking 01 Oct 06:17

Multipath TCP: Siri's new toy isn't a game-changer

This experiment is an alpha and carriers could swat it like a bug

Data Networking 01 Oct 05:29

The LSD trick cyclist, the 1980s pop-star and video games to REPROGRAM YOUR BRAIN

Code from psychedelics legend Timothy Leary unearthed

Bootnotes 01 Oct 05:02

Barmy Army to get Wi-Fi to the seat for cricket's Ashes

Sydney Test Match will offer replays to the smartmobe

Data Networking 01 Oct 04:34

Yahoo! Pays! Paltry! $12.50! Bug! Bounty! For! Nasty! Email! Vuln!

And even that had to be spent on Yahoo! tat

Security 01 Oct 03:58

Quantum computing gets recursive

Quis custodiet ipsos quanta?

HPC 01 Oct 02:57

Google adds Large Hadron Collider tunnel to Street View

Images show atom-smashing is a surprisingly dirty business

Networks 01 Oct 02:03

BitTorrent trialling P2P secure messaging

Going where Lavabit and Silent Circle fear to tread

Security 01 Oct 01:05

NASA finds use for 3D printers: Launch them into SPAAACE

Aims to fab spare parts for space station out of squirty plastic

Science 01 Oct 00:36

Microsoft Surface 2 fondleslab sales get off the ground with airline order

Scribblets to replace paper files for pilot flight aids at Delta

Tablets 01 Oct 00:29

Chicago Mercantile Exchange floats Wall Street cloud

Trade IaaS resources just like hogs, sugar, and anything else

Cloud 01 Oct 00:23

NSA's Project Marina stores EVERYONE'S metadata for A YEAR

Latest Snowden leak shows government economical with the truth

Government 30 Sep 23:11

Distributed systems boffins flock to RICON West

Google's guts, Twitter's tweaks, Basho's database details, and more

Cloud 30 Sep 23:05

GreenBytes' chairman and CEO resigns

Sudden goodbye

Business 30 Sep 21:23

Sweet murmuring Siri opens stalker vulnerability hole in iOS 7

'Siri, hand over my contacts and history now…'

Security 30 Sep 20:29

Apple, AT&T settle 'bait and switch' iPad 3G data plan lawsuit

Forty bucks may be waiting for you, aggrieved iPad owner

Law 30 Sep 18:25

Windows Phone market share hits double digits in UK and France

Porcine aviation squad ready for takeoff

Phones 30 Sep 18:21

Sceptical markets snub Violin Memory: Can the flashy biz bounce back?

Comment It ain't getting any easier in the flashy upstart world - where's the dosh, Don?

CIO 30 Sep 18:03

Microsoft follows Amazon in gaining critical US gov certification

Redmond zooms onto FedRAMP, but where's Google?

Cloud 30 Sep 17:58

Hyperscaling gives you power when you need it

How to grow and shrink like Alice

Data Networking 30 Sep 17:03

Facebook sharpens ad-shifting tool: Soon users will eat creepily SPECIFIC ad-gloop

Just an algorithm tweak and you're all mine ... bitch

Networks 30 Sep 16:31

BlackBerry ripped itself apart wooing CIOs AND iPhone fanbois - insiders

Touchscreens fiddled while RIM burned

CIO 30 Sep 16:03

ZERO-G DINOSAUR made from bits and bobs by space station flight engineer

Cuddly tyrannosaur crafted from Russian food podules

Science 30 Sep 14:59

'Modern warming trend can't be found' in new climate study

Little Ice Age and Medieval Warm did show up, however

Science 30 Sep 14:47

Microsoft to kill Select Agreement rebates, rain cash on cloud deals

UK enterprise partners to lose 'hundreds of thousands' of pounds – sources

Cloud 30 Sep 14:31

First Twitter, now Candy Crush King. So who ISN'T 'filing a secret IPO'?

Brit games biz plots Wall St affaire de coeur, says source

Financial News 30 Sep 13:59

Watch BLUBBERING BILLION-DOLLAR BALLMER: Microsoft goodbye love-gush leaks

Video 'You're like a fourth child to me'

CIO 30 Sep 13:03

Wireless-charging power struggle latest: Qualcomm invades rival to kill upstart

Chip giant disguises itself as a Trojan horse

Hardware 30 Sep 12:31

ATOM SMASHER ON A CHIP technology demonstrated

Is that a Large Hadron Collider in your pocket or ... oh, you've lost it already

Science 30 Sep 12:13

Would you hire a hacker to run your security? 'Yes' say Brit IT bosses

We don't have enough securo bods in the industry either, reckon gloomy BOFHs

CIO 30 Sep 11:46

OUCH: Google preps ad goo injection for Android mobile Gmail app

Don't worry, fandroids, wallet-plumping serum won't hurt a bit

Media 30 Sep 11:23

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