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Dell sows 'experimental' Chrome OS for Mini netbooks

A team of Dell engineers has released an unofficial version of Google's 'operating system' for use on Dell's Mini 10v netbooks

Border agency to start fingerprint checks

Put your hands up for Detroit Dover

Government 30 Nov 06:02

Cartoon smut law to make life sucky for Olympic organisers

Internet + iffy logo = Ha ha!

Law 29 Nov 10:02

Finns fail to warm to 2.6GHz auction

Ofcom: 'Gulp'

Mobile 29 Nov 09:02

Serial slurry fetish man jailed again

Lock up your manure

Bootnotes 29 Nov 08:59

of NVIDIA and hybrid computing

Making hay until Larrabee shines?

HPC Blog 29 Nov 08:57

Blu-ray Players

Group Test Crispness viewing for Christmas?

Reg Hardware 28 Nov 09:02

Warning: aircraftMcKinnon family 'devastated' by Home Sec's latest knock-back

Options running out for 'suicidal' Pentagon hacker

AppleiPhone upgrades - a one-way control-freak street

Comment Destroying the past for your own damn good

Panasonic DMC-GH1 Micro Four-Thirds camera

Review HD video with a super smooth lens, what's not to like?

Reg Hardware 27 Nov 13:02

Pitchfork-wielding mobs encircle smart meters

'Fraud meter' fear

Science 27 Nov 22:02

Acer Aspire 1810TZ 11.6in CULV notebook

Review Small laptop, enormous battery life

Reg Hardware 27 Nov 08:02

What ever happened to storing pics with electron cannons?

This Old Box Blue Blue's digital photo beam

Storage 27 Nov 20:03

Fujitsu gung-ho on eight-core 'Venus' Sparc

SC09 Tofu super glue

HPC 27 Nov 18:02

Cyborg MIT prof touts iPhone-controlled power-jumping legs

Other bionic plugins offer 7' height, climbing claws

Science 27 Nov 16:07

Web host Daily recovers after Tux-themed defacement

Lock-down follows cartoon penguin attack

Enterprise Security 27 Nov 15:56

Sh*t the bed, it's Comment of the Week

CoTFW Or feel free to read a storage story instead

Bootnotes 27 Nov 15:33

Smut-ladened spam disguises WoW Trojan campaign

Pwned and porned

Malware 27 Nov 15:12

Generators and UPS fail in London datacentre outage

Tatasup

Servers 27 Nov 15:12

Just how political is your IT organisation?

The impact of the non-technical

Server Management 27 Nov 15:07

(Back) into The Valley

Forgotten Tech Remembering a BASIC coding classic from 1982

Reg Hardware 27 Nov 14:19

Head-cam video used to OK Arkansas cop kill

Vid 'This will make for more polite encounters with police'

Policing 27 Nov 14:09

British laggards told to embrace their digital futures

Dad's tech army limbers up

IT Director 27 Nov 14:09

FreeBSD version 8.0 lands

I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?

Operating Systems 27 Nov 13:50

Reg readers lay out their selection criteria for app packages

Poll results It's not just about business functionality

Evolving Apps 27 Nov 13:39

India plans its own net snoop system

Indian IMP pilot for mid-2010

Government 27 Nov 13:15

IBM shows off Power7 HPC monster

SC09 Big Blue unveils big box: Crowd goes wild

Servers 27 Nov 13:02

Google and Murdoch - a divorce made in heaven?

Analysis It's about money, but not bribes from Bing

Music and Media 27 Nov 13:02

'Alienated' gamer sues WoW for ruining life

Industro-pop muso subpoenaed in terribly sad case

Bootnotes 27 Nov 12:44

It's here at last: The Evolution of x86 Server Estates Report

Tech Panel Modernisation drivers and practicalities

Server Management 27 Nov 12:43

Oracle talking turkey to Eurocrats

Hearing in two weeks

Applications 27 Nov 12:32

Green politician says oral sex is part of being Swedish

Free speech comes naturally here

Bootnotes 27 Nov 12:31

Apple tweaks T&Cs for Blighty customers

Famed code of silence (somewhat) broken by OFT

PCs & Chips 27 Nov 12:12

BOFH: Made of win

Episode 16 Pushing the gold envelope

BOFH 27 Nov 12:02

Vendors to push 12in netbooks in 2010

As 10in models get cheaper to battle smartbooks

Reg Hardware 27 Nov 11:56

Pentagon world-sim tool making good progress, say profs

Computer suggests a savage bombing campaign, Mr President

Government 27 Nov 11:48

Toshiba worker arrested for selling copy limit busting SW

You can't do that in Japan

Crime 27 Nov 11:38

Alternative perspectives on business productivity

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Tech Panel 27 Nov 11:36

Sony Ericsson admits 'PlayStation phone' woes

Touchscreens Aino workin'

Reg Hardware 27 Nov 10:50

IPPR calls for National Policing Agency

Cop IT cops it

IT Director 27 Nov 10:44

Juggling server virtualisation and database workloads

Lab Bananas and chocolate, or chalk and cheese?

Virtualisation Lab 27 Nov 10:27

Uni seeks 'research officer' for sex trade 'fieldwork'

Experience of lapdancing and vice girls? Apply here

Biology 27 Nov 10:19

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