SDI Wars: EMC must FORGET ARRAYS, adapt or disappear

Sysadmin blog Can the storage giant overcome a lack of necessary leadership?

Storage 20 Oct 09:03

Doctor Who and the Dalek: 10-year-old tests BBC programming game

Young VB warrior commandeers Daleks

Games 20 Oct 08:31

You can crunch it all you like, but the answer is NOT always in the data

Hear that, 'data journalists'? Our analytics prof holds forth

Science 20 Oct 08:05

Visual voicemail hack makes your messages a snack

Ruxcon Rate limiter patch is a fun MEELLION-user DoS banhammer

Security 20 Oct 07:32

Microsoft pulls another dodgy patch

Redmond makes a hash of hashing add-on

Security 20 Oct 06:58

'LulzSec leader Aush0k' found to be naughty boy not worthy of jail

15 months home detention leaves egg on feds' faces as they grab for more power

Security 20 Oct 06:26

Sysadmin with EBOLA? Gartner's issued advice to debug your biz

Start hoarding cleaning supplies, analyst firm says, and assume your team will scatter

Business 20 Oct 06:02

FCC, Google cast eye over millimetre wireless

The smaller the wave, the bigger 5G's chances of success

Networks 20 Oct 05:29

STONER SHEEP get the MUNCHIES after feasting on £4k worth of cannabis plants

Baaaaaa! Fanny's Farm's woolly flock is high, maaaaaan

Bootnotes 20 Oct 05:00

ICT ministers mark out net-regulation patch ahead of ITU plenipot

Busan Declaration looks like a statement of intent

Business 20 Oct 04:02

WAITER! There's a Flappy Bird in my Lollipop!

New Android release includes frustrating, derivative, Easter Egg

Games 20 Oct 02:45

FIRST standards to clean up messy CERTs

Sharing is caring, but not for Blighty

Security 20 Oct 01:29

Human spacecraft escape cometary debris pelting off Mars

Odyssey orbiter yet to report, though, comet's trailing trash poses new threat

Science 20 Oct 00:35

Austrian telco trials G.fast as 'interim solution'

Commercial services planned for 2016, long-term plan calls for fibre

Broadband 19 Oct 23:58

vSphere meets iCylinder in new VMware update

Virtzilla to support Mac Pro with patches and something called 'vSphere .NEXT'

Virtualization 19 Oct 23:05

No sail: NASA spikes Sunjammer

'Solar sail' demonstrator project binned

Science 19 Oct 22:23

Ancient armoured SCOTTISH fish invented SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, say bone boffins

Doing the do-si-do 385 MEELLION YEARS AGO

Science 19 Oct 19:50

Yahoo! finally! releases! Flickr! app! for! iPad! BUT! shuns! Windows! fans!

Purple Palace got selective hearing, much?

Cloud 19 Oct 17:48

Whisper chief: 'We're not infallible but strive to do right by our anonymous users'

ILLEGAL ACTIVITY? 'Limited info is shared with Feds'

Data Networking 19 Oct 15:55

COMET barrels towards Mars, machines of humanity race for cover

Pic NASA to observe Comet Siding Spring whizz past Red Planet TODAY

Science 19 Oct 14:06

Are you a gun owner? Let us in OR ELSE, say Blighty's top cops

Downrange Populist campaign goes off at half cock

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 13:30

'Cowardly, venomous trolls' threatened with TWO-YEAR sentences for menacing posts

UK government: 'Taking a stand against a baying cyber-mob'

Law 19 Oct 13:00

Steve Jobs' bio man tackles geeks who 'created the digital revolution'

Page File The Innovators: Explained

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 12:01

Space exploration is just so lame. NEW APPS are mankind's future

CoTW We feel obliged to point out the headline statement is total, utter cobblers

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 11:03

Happiness economics is bollocks. Oh, UK.gov just adopted it? Er ...

Worstall @ the Weekend Opportunity doesn't knock; it costs us instead

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 10:00

'George Orwell was an OPTIMIST. Show me a search history, I'll show you a perv or a crook'

QuoTW Hm. Do optimists really have more fun?

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 09:02

Want a more fuel efficient car? Then redesign it – here's how

Crawling from the Wreckage 43mpg from a Jaguar XJ-S

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 08:30

'Hmm, why CAN'T I run a water pipe through that rack of media servers?'

eXpat Files Leaving Las Vegas for Armenia kludging and Dubai dune bashing

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 08:00

Doctor Who's Flatline: Cool monsters, yes, but utterly limp subplots

TV Review We know what the Doctor does, stop going on about it already

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 20:14

Facebook slurps 'paste sites' for STOLEN passwords, sprinkles on hash and salt

Zuck's ad empire DOESN'T see details in plain text. Phew!

Security 18 Oct 18:08


Vid Astro boffins probe fiery star's hidden depths

Science 18 Oct 16:52

Apple SILENCES Bose, YANKS headphones from stores

The, er, Beats go on after noise-cancelling spat

Hardware 18 Oct 15:28

Slabba-dabba-GOLD! Apple kicks off presales of fingerprint-loving iPads

iTouch myself, so Cupertino IDs me

Hardware 18 Oct 13:57

New gadgets and the future of tech with Regina Eggbert

Vid Tune in for this week's top stories, pre-recorded at Vulture Central

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 12:45

Flesh-flapping, image-zapping app Snapchat NOW ad-wrapped

Time for users to HIT self-destruct button permanently?

Software 18 Oct 12:09

Citizenfour: Poitras' doco is about NSA and GCHQ – NOT Snowden

Review Forget the character - concentrate on the PLOT ... against YOUR freedom

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 10:30

Carry On Cosmonaut: Willful Child is a poor taste Star Trek parody

Page File Cringeworthy, crude and crass jokes abound in Steven Erikson’s sci-fi debut

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 10:00

Ploppr: The #VultureTRENDING App of the Now

#VultureTRENDING This organic crowd sourced viro- social fertiliser just got REAL

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 09:30

Weekend reads: Neil Young and Brian Cox ponder cars and universe (in that order)

Page File We also have stroppy teens saving the world

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 09:00

Win a year’s supply of chocolate (no tech knowledge required)

Over £200 worth of the good stuff up for grabs

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 08:31

Sign off my IT project or I’ll PHONE your MUM

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Honestly, it’s a piece of piss

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 08:01

Damage control (noun): When Microsoft's CEO kickstarts diversity plan after women pay gaffe

Beep, beep the foot is reversing from the mouth, beep beep

Business 18 Oct 03:08

FCC looks to boost next-gen wireless networks with 24GHz study

Watchdog examines plans to add new spectrum room

Networks 18 Oct 02:02

MasterCard adds fingerprint scanner to credit cards for spending sans the PIN

Robbers could target your wallet and your digits

Business 18 Oct 00:57

America's super-secret X-37B plane returns to Earth after nearly TWO YEARS aloft

674 days in space for US Air Force's mystery orbital vehicle

Science 18 Oct 00:21

Don't shoot – I'm un-ARM-ed! Samsung whips out Intel Chromebook 2

Celeron added to line-up .... but it's not the top of the line

Laptops 17 Oct 23:54

Apple releases MEGA security patch round for OS X, Server and iTunes

Brings POODLE to heel

Security 17 Oct 23:09

Man, that iPhone 6 Plus won't fit in my pocket. Oh, here's a mobe store that'll resize my jeans

Lighten wallets, expand pants. Huzzah!

Phones 17 Oct 21:02

Google offers sweet new SDK to let Android devs join 'Lollipop' guild

Includes Android 5.0 system images for Nexus kit

Developer 17 Oct 19:23

US government fines Intel's Wind River over crypto exports

New emphasis on encryption as a weapon?

Security 17 Oct 17:48

SCREW YOU, EU: BBC rolls out Right To Remember as Google deletes links

Not even Google can withstand the power of Auntie

Law 17 Oct 15:57

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