Apple's iPhone 6 first-day sales are MEANINGLESS, shrugs analyst

Big weekend queues only represent fruity firm's supply

Weekend Edition 21 Sep 21:40

New UK.gov DATA SLURPING diplomat to push US telcos to share more subscriber info

When a DRIP becomes a flood

Weekend Edition 21 Sep 18:46

'Kim Kardashian snaps naked selfies with a BLACKBERRY'. *Twitterati gasps*

More alleged private, nude celeb pics appear online

Weekend Edition 21 Sep 15:16

Special pleading against mass surveillance won't help anyone

Protecting journalists alone won't protect their sources

Weekend Edition 21 Sep 14:40

SpaceX blasts a mischief of mice, a 3D printer and a cuddly toy* into SPAAAACE

Vid *OK, we made that last bit up

Weekend Edition 21 Sep 14:10

Microsoft DELAYS Xbox One launch. Big Trouble in Big China?

Not coming to the People's Republic until later this year

Weekend Edition 21 Sep 13:40

Reg readers respond: Yes, it's time for Comment of the Week

CoTW 'Utter bollocks ... usually spewed out by the Guardian'

Weekend Edition 21 Sep 13:10

Report: EE in talks to scoop up 60 Phones 4u stores from troubled High Street retailer

Carrier at centre of row has just hours to secure deal

Weekend Edition 21 Sep 12:37

Freshly uploaded EU digi-Czar is CLUELESS ON TECH but it's no big deal, says Steelie Neelie

Günther (the H stays) Oettinger enters Web2.0rhea fray

Weekend Edition 21 Sep 11:41

Poverty? Pah. That doesn't REALLY exist any more

Worstall @ the Weekend We do have inequality, but that's not quite the same thing

Weekend Edition 21 Sep 11:00

Relive the death of Earth over and over again in Extinction Game

Page File Apocalypse now, and tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that ...

Weekend Edition 21 Sep 10:01

Bargain basement iPhone shoppers BEWARE! eBay exposes users to phishing vuln

Tat bazaar downplays malicious attack on multiple auctions

Weekend Edition 21 Sep 08:50

THE DEATH OF ECONOMICS: Aircraft design vs flat-lining financial models

Crawling from the Wreckage Fags and booze to the rescue

Weekend Edition 21 Sep 08:01

Facebook's Oculus unveils 360-degree VR head tracking 'Crescent Bay' prototype

Pics A consumer version, you ask? Absolutely ages away

Weekend Edition 20 Sep 18:34

Google+ GOING, GOING ... ? Newbie Gmailers no longer forced into mandatory ID slurp

Mountain View distances itself from lame 'network thingy'

Weekend Edition 20 Sep 17:47

Last chance to snaffle LOHAN Kickstarter goodies

Exclusive ballocket mission merchandise - get it while you can, dear readers

SPB 20 Sep 15:45

Ex-basketball star CUFFED on suspicion of stealing Apple gear worth $14k

iPhones, etc allegedly snatched during multiple visits

Weekend Edition 20 Sep 15:30

All the top tech news from Vulture Central this week

Vid Eggcellent IT eggposure from avatarian anchor eggtrodinaire Regina Eggbert

Weekend Edition 20 Sep 14:35

Vodafone to buy 140 Phones 4u stores from stricken retailer

887 jobs 'preserved' in the process, says administrator PwC

Weekend Edition 20 Sep 14:05

A spin of roulette in the sporty Ford Fiesta Black

Vulture at the Wheel With colours to match card suits, is it worth a gamble?

Weekend Edition 20 Sep 13:02

Almunia faces GRILLING from MEPs over FAILED Google settlement deal

Politicos to demand tough action against ad giant's 'search dominance'

Weekend Edition 20 Sep 12:16

'People have forgotten just how late the first iPhone arrived ...'

QuoTW Plus: 'Google's IDEALISM is an injudicious justification for inappropriate biz practices'

Weekend Edition 20 Sep 10:30

Weekend reads: Shark, Chapter and Verse and World War One retold in Ring of Steel

Page File Sumner's story is one for Joy Division completists

Weekend Edition 20 Sep 09:35

Oh God the RUBBER on my SHAFT has gone wrong and is STICKING to things

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Hellp meee

Weekend Edition 20 Sep 08:00

ISPs' post-net-neutrality world is built on 'bribes' says Tim Berners-Lee

Father of the worldwide web is extremely peeved over pay-per-packet-type plans

Networks 20 Sep 03:58

Apple's warrant canary riddle: Cock-up, conspiracy, or anti-Google point-scoring

Analysis Please pick one, Tim

Security 20 Sep 03:34

Oh you crazy Frenchies. Iliad won't take no for an answer from T-Mob US

S'il vous plaît bébé, c'est mon anniversaire

Mobile 20 Sep 00:38

Want a Tizen phone to build apps for? Now's your chance – provided you don't need it to work

Outdated handsets that can't make calls can be YOURS

Phones 19 Sep 22:09

Yahoo! Made! $8bn! In! One! Day! And! You'll! Easily! Guess! How!

Plenty o' grog to drink from all thar Alibaba booty

Business 19 Sep 21:48

Pop open this iPhone 6 and see where the magic oozes from ... oh hello again, Qualcomm

Teardown New speaking slabs blown to smithereens

Phones 19 Sep 21:05

Lumia rebrand begins: Nokia's new UK web home is Microsoft.com

Yarr, them Nokia logos walking the plank and into the drink

Phones 19 Sep 19:43

Hazelcast trousers cash, poises open-source cutlass against Exadata belly

Do ya feel Luck-y, punk?

Storage 19 Sep 17:03

Alien condoms. Stuck to the wall. That's entirely normal, y'know

100% Design And 3D printed model houses, because they're awesome

Weekend Edition 19 Sep 16:28

India vs America: Earthling invaders in race to MARS

MAVEN and MOM neck and neck in plunge toward Red Planet

Science 19 Sep 15:56

Bono: Apple will sort out monetising music where the labels failed

Remastered so hard it would be difficult or impossible to master it again

Media 19 Sep 15:35

Joan Rivers promotes iPhone 6 from BEYOND THE GRAVE

Deceased comedienne loving the new fondlephab

Weekend Edition 19 Sep 15:20

You - vendor. Pin your ears back, I've got some things to tell you

Storagebod No, there is no coffee and you may not sit down. Notebooks out

Storage 19 Sep 14:26

Divinity Original Sin and Wasteland 2 reviews: Turn-based gaming's NOT DEAD YET!

Game Theory Kickstarter funded fun-packed thrills

Games 19 Sep 13:31

Buying memory in the iPhone 6: Like wiping your bottom with dollar bills

Anal-ysis Mind, t'Motorola StarTac were like GOLD

Phones 19 Sep 12:59

Reg bloke zips through an iPHONE 6 queue from ZERO to 60 SECONDS

Vid Arr, he'm used t'magic o' fast forrard, d'ye see

Phones 19 Sep 12:45


Competition Reg staff not allowed to enter, god dammit

Weekend Edition 19 Sep 12:30

Blood-crazed Microsoft axes Trustworthy Computing Group

Security be not a dirty word, me Satya. But crevice, bigod...

Security 19 Sep 12:02

Bacon-related medical breakthrough wins Ig Nobel prize

Is there ANYTHING cured pork can't do?

Science 19 Sep 11:39

Getting to the BOTTOM of the great office seating debate

100% Design Belay that toil, me hearty, and park your scurvy backside

Hardware 19 Sep 11:21

iPhone 6: The final straw for Android makers eaten alive by the data parasite?

Analysis Arr, makin' spy kit fer Google, a mug's game matey

Phones 19 Sep 10:57

TOR users become FBI's No.1 hacking target after legal power grab

Be afeared, me hearties, these scoundrels be spying our signals

Security 19 Sep 10:03

Plucky Playmonaut parties as LOHAN hits Kickstarter goal

Bring on the wenches'n'mead, set course for New Mexico

SPB 19 Sep 09:27

Open source and the NHS: Two huge disorganised entities without central control

Nay dragons here, me lad - these be long lost lovers

Software 19 Sep 09:04

Russian botnet suspects cuffed over romantic MMS spyware allegs

Avast! Belay that 'RomanticVK' order - there be MONSTERS

Security 19 Sep 08:32

Object Storage Alliance launched. Problem: 3 vendors haven't joined

See here, me IBM mateys, why d'ye languish with these scurvy curs?

Storage 19 Sep 08:03

Google Apple grapple brings crypto cop block to Android

Belike tears of joy to this old seadog's eyes, laddie

Security 19 Sep 07:25

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