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Fasthosts officially not the best in UK for virtual servers

Boasts in adverts banned by ASA after rival complains

Virtualization 16 May 11:27

Confused, pessimistic on G-Cloud? You must work in government

VMware's ex-G-Cloud man's cure: communication

Channel Register 16 May 11:16

Lost Winds 2: Winter of the Melodias

iGamer Blow job?

reghardware 16 May 11:00

HTC phones held up at US ports after Apple patent ban

Stocks low as customs search boxes for illicit gear

CIO 16 May 10:47

Dell feeds Xeon E5s to hungry new PowerEdge beasts

Cheaper duos and quads, so we hear

Servers 16 May 10:28

The Incredible 4PB Hulk: EMC monsterises VMAX

Last big primary data array push before flash tsunami

Storage 16 May 10:14

Carphone Warehouse touts cut-price iPads

Catch: they're last year's model

reghardware 16 May 10:07

ASA tuts at TalkTalk over broadband speed estimator

Tool can stay, but ISP must add warning about potential inaccuracy

Wireless 16 May 10:01

Nokia Lumia 900 WinPho 7 smartphone

Review Bigger and better?

reghardware 16 May 06:00

Sony outs 1080p skinny laptops

Vaio Z revamped

reghardware 16 May 09:47

EMC rounds up rival arrays, beats 'em into submission

You will work with each other

Storage 16 May 09:41

Google+ dying on its arse – shock new poll

Bet-the-company wager goes south

Networks 16 May 09:21

Facebook starting to go big in Brazil. Hmm ...

Plus: Monaco and Iceland have more accounts than people

Networks 16 May 09:01

O2 dips toe into Groupon's pond with tat discounts

Polls punters for special offer ideas

Mobile 16 May 08:38

Only global poverty can save the planet, insists WWF - and the ESA!

Analysis Windfarms for all, but without using steel or concrete

Science 16 May 08:19

Hitachi GST releases skinny spinner

Slim slow slider

Storage 16 May 08:02

One in two punters don't mind cookie-spewing stalking ads

Survey: Do not track, or do if you want

Business 16 May 07:31

IT bungle left dole office unable to check benefits for months

Tech delay hit DWP's Work Programme

Government 16 May 07:07

Microsoft touts 400 per cent Asia growth for Office 365

SMBs make the leap online but Google benefiting too

SaaS 16 May 06:47

75,000 Raspberry Pi baked before August

Distie says Arduino sales 'overtaken in an instant'

Hardware 16 May 05:50

Stuxnet ≠ cyberwar, says US Army Cyber Command officer

AusCERT: What is cyberwar anyway?

Security 16 May 05:31

China steps up crack down on hi-tech exam cheats

No, you may not take that tablet into the exam hall...

Public Sector 16 May 05:22

Apple places massive DRAM order at Elpida plant - report

Memory-hungry fondleslabs and iPhones the culprits

Hardware 16 May 03:55

Graphics shocker: Nvidia virtualizes Kepler GPUs

GTC 2012 VGX revs virty desktops, fluffs gamy clouds, changes everything

Virtualization 16 May 02:11

Casablanca to screen for free on Facebook

Not the beginning of a beautiful friendship outside the USA

Music and Media 16 May 00:52

Button batteries BURN KIDS FROM INSIDE

Where’s that dead CMOS battery you replaced last week?

Science 16 May 00:11

New Apple keyboard patent may spell trouble for Android

Threat level hinges on lawyers' cunning

Mobile 15 May 21:57

Baidu touts mobe with 100GB web drive

$158 cloud-backed smartphone from 'China's Google'

Mobile 15 May 21:01

Greenpeace targets Apple with 10-foot Pod stunt

Fanbois drool over prospect of iOS-based home

Energy 15 May 20:29

Cheques not checking out just yet

Electronic payments surge in Oz, but don't bounce paper rivals

Business 15 May 20:00

Nvidia's Kepler pushes parallelism up to eleven

GTC 2012 Hyper-Q and Dynamic Parallelism make GPUs sweat

PCs & Chips 15 May 19:00

US Supremes hammer final nail into Psystar coffin

The fat lady croons doom tune over hackintosher's corpse

PCs & Chips 15 May 18:22

EMC rolls new VMAX bundle for cloud pushers

Array plus SW plus services platform

Infrastructure 15 May 18:02

Scammers exploit wannabe demon-slayers hyped by Diablo III

Go straight to hell

Entertainment 15 May 17:03

US dope farmer in Walmart rattlesnake chomp shock

Mulch shopping trip ends in 'six bags of anti-venom'

Bootnotes 15 May 16:34

Bubble 2.0 startups will crash out before they cash out

Open ... and Shut Why Facebook and Amazon won't come a callin'

CIO 15 May 15:58

Kepler chip drought leaves Nvidia gasping for moolah

Profit halved in Q1, everyone wants a piece of TSMC

Financial News 15 May 15:29

Mole sheds light on incoming illuminated Amazon Kindle

No colour reader, though

reghardware 15 May 15:23

The key questions you must ask to save your virty desktop dream

Sysadmin blog Shifting to stateless? Don't turn it into a nightmare

Sysadmin blog 15 May 15:03

Coupon-spaffer Groupon starts to sniff actual profits

And those marketing costs are way down

Financial News 15 May 14:37

Bitcoin bank Bitcoinica still titsup after cyberheist

More than $90k in tokens snatched

Crime 15 May 14:18

ICO blasted offline by DDoS cannon in Leveson protest

Anonymous-linked hacktivists shell site for days

Public Sector 15 May 14:01

Lenovo intros carbon-fibre ThinkPad Ultrabook

Dozens of other black laptops launched too

reghardware 15 May 13:04

Red Hat hits 10-year, $1bn Enterprise Linux birthday

How a Unix killer crawled from the dot-com bust

Operating Systems 15 May 13:01

Siri subtly shifts smartphone allegiance

No longer nominates Nokia kit

reghardware 15 May 12:40

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