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Google floats prototype Key Transparency in bid to tackle secure swap woes

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Mr Angry pays taxman with five wheelbarrows worth of loose change

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Brexit contributes to backup appliance sales fall

Hadoop hurler Hortonworks votes Tibco veteran for president

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D-Wave goes public with open-source quantum-classical hybrid software

Lloyds Bank customers still flogging the online dead horse

Google floats prototype Key Transparency in bid to tackle secure swap woes

Pirates, pirates, whatchu gonna do? Advertisers cop a visit from PIPCU

Oh, for F...acebook: Critics bash WhatsApp encryption 'backdoor'

EU policy makers consider FRAND licensing of machine-generated data

Outage-hit Lloyds Bank in talks to outsource data centres to IBM

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EE brings 1,000 call centre jobs to UK and Ireland

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Nintendo pulls the Switch, fires Joy-con at Microsoft and Sony

Smart fingerprint padlock startup to $320k backers: Sorry for the radio silence

Embrace the world of pr0nified IT with wide open, er, arms

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Boffins turn timid mice into psycho killers – by firing lasers into brains

You know what, maybe Tabby's star ate a planet, ponder space eggheads

MIT brainiacs wrangle 2D graphene into super-strong 3D art homework

Now for a really cool micro-drum solo: Boffins chill gizmo below quantum limit

Europe mulls treating robots legally as people ... but with kill switches

Everything wrong with IoT (and how to fix it) – according to Uncle Sam

Reg straps on goggles from upstart that wants to 'democratize' VR

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Mr Angry pays taxman with five wheelbarrows worth of loose change

Now that's a Blue Screen of Death: Windows 10 told me to jump off a cliff

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Strike day struck off as Fujitsu and Unite negotiate job cuts

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EE brings 1,000 call centre jobs to UK and Ireland

Follows move by much-complained about parent BT

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EU policy makers consider FRAND licensing of machine-generated data

Anonymised app data silos impede movement

Opera scolds stale browsers with shocking Neon experiment

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MongoDB hackers now sacking ElasticSearch

Open season on open services

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D-Wave goes public with open-source quantum-classical hybrid software

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Stunned security experts tear strips off president-elect pick hours after announcement

ISC squishes BIND packet-of-death bugs

DNS servers are crashable until they're patched

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Donald Trump will take cybersecurity advice from, um, Rudy Giuliani

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Reg straps on goggles from upstart that wants to 'democratize' VR

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Thanks, Obama: NSA to stream raw intelligence into FBI, DEA and pals

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