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Pirate Bay struggling to get on feet after DDoS to the knee

Anonymous says 'not us, dude'

Music and Media 16 May 18:29

UK.gov's G-Cloud 2.0 pushes back launch date

Public sector IT bazaar turns to open source

Channel Register 16 May 18:03

Nvidia shows off superjuiced Kepler GPU

HPC blog From workhouse to racehorse

HPC Blog 16 May 17:27

Mobile fee dodgers will get away with enough cash to bail out Greece

US code paranoia lets cash trickle through cracks

CIO 16 May 17:01

Samsung and SK Hynix shares slide on Apple snub

Memory-makers hurt by losing contract to bankrupt Elpida

Financial News 16 May 16:32

Speaking in Tech: The worst government IT deal of ALL TIME

Podcast The one about the oversized Cisco routers

Government 16 May 15:59

Is there life after ads for St Zuck?

Analysis Facebook credits, and what they might buy

CIO 16 May 15:48

Britain has 10 million twits, tweets Twitter

Why shout at the TV when you can yell at the web instead?

Music and Media 16 May 15:17

Nokia Lumia 900 WinPho 7 smartphone

Review Bigger and better?

reghardware 16 May 06:00

NASA found filming August's Mars landing in California desert

'Just a rehearsal for the real one', insist rover boffins

Space 16 May 14:58

BBC deletes Blue Peter from BBC One

Children's TV staple sent away to digital

Music and Media 16 May 14:38

Pure pushes flash stash, mocks spinning disk with YouTube gag

Vid Cheap as NAND chips

Storage 16 May 14:19

Google unleashes Chrome 19, flattens 20 bugs

Hot fuzz spawns QuickTime patch

Enterprise Security 16 May 14:02

Social Network scribe to turn hefty Steve Jobs tome to popcorn-fodder

Plus: Aston Kutcher grows creepy beard for role in the OTHER Jobs film

Music and Media 16 May 13:26

Pints under attack as Lord Howe demands metric-only UK

Weights and measures a 'uniquely confusing shambles'

Government 16 May 13:03

Why GM slammed the brakes on its $10m Facebook ads

Analysis Wheels fell off 'boring inefficient' car adverts

CIO 16 May 12:38

'Catastrophic' Avira antivirus update bricks Windows PCs

rundll32.exe? cmd.exe? You clearly don't need those

Enterprise Security 16 May 12:17

Real-time drone videos get GPU-tastic

HPC blog Swimming in sensors, drowning in data

HPC Blog 16 May 12:02

Watchdog bites bar over 'offensive' Facebook ad

NSFW Stoke venue's man oysters leave ASA open-mouthed

Bootnotes 16 May 11:45

Fasthosts officially not the best in UK for virtual servers

Boasts in adverts banned by ASA after rival complains

Hosting 16 May 11:27

Confused, pessimistic on G-Cloud? You must work in government

VMware's ex-G-Cloud man's cure: communication

Channel Register 16 May 11:16

Lost Winds 2: Winter of the Melodias

iGamer Blow job?

reghardware 16 May 11:00

HTC phones held up at US ports after Apple patent ban

Stocks low as customs search boxes for illicit gear

CIO 16 May 10:47

Dell feeds Xeon E5s to hungry new PowerEdge beasts

Cheaper duos and quads, so we hear

Servers 16 May 10:28

The Incredible 4PB Hulk: EMC monsterises VMAX

Last big primary data array push before flash tsunami

Storage 16 May 10:14

Carphone Warehouse touts cut-price iPads

Catch: they're last year's model

reghardware 16 May 10:07

ASA tuts at TalkTalk over broadband speed estimator

Tool can stay, but ISP must add warning about potential inaccuracy

Wireless 16 May 10:01

Sony outs 1080p skinny laptops

Vaio Z revamped

reghardware 16 May 09:47

EMC rounds up rival arrays, beats 'em into submission

You will work with each other

Storage 16 May 09:41

Google+ dying on its arse – shock new poll

Bet-the-company wager goes south

Networks 16 May 09:21

Facebook starting to go big in Brazil. Hmm ...

Plus: Monaco and Iceland have more accounts than people

Networks 16 May 09:01

O2 dips toe into Groupon's pond with tat discounts

Polls punters for special offer ideas

Mobile 16 May 08:38

Only global poverty can save the planet, insists WWF - and the ESA!

Analysis Windfarms for all, but without using steel or concrete

Science 16 May 08:19

Hitachi GST releases skinny spinner

Slim slow slider

Storage 16 May 08:02

One in two punters don't mind cookie-spewing stalking ads

Survey: Do not track, or do if you want

Business 16 May 07:31

IT bungle left dole office unable to check benefits for months

Tech delay hit DWP's Work Programme

Government 16 May 07:07

Microsoft touts 400% Asia growth for Office 365

SMBs make the leap online but Google benefiting too

SaaS 16 May 06:47

75,000 Raspberry Pi baked before August

Distie says Arduino sales 'overtaken in an instant'

Hardware 16 May 05:50

Stuxnet ≠ cyberwar, says US Army Cyber Command officer

AusCERT: What is cyberwar anyway?

Security 16 May 05:31

China steps up crack down on hi-tech exam cheats

No, you may not take that tablet into the exam hall...

Public Sector 16 May 05:22

Apple places massive DRAM order at Elpida plant - report

Memory-hungry fondleslabs and iPhones the culprits

Hardware 16 May 03:55

Graphics shocker: Nvidia virtualizes Kepler GPUs

GTC 2012 VGX revs virty desktops, fluffs gamy clouds, changes everything

Virtualization 16 May 02:11

Casablanca to screen for free on Facebook

Not the beginning of a beautiful friendship outside the USA

Music and Media 16 May 00:52

Button batteries BURN KIDS FROM INSIDE

Where’s that dead CMOS battery you replaced last week?

Science 16 May 00:11

New Apple keyboard patent may spell trouble for Android

Threat level hinges on lawyers' cunning

Mobile 15 May 21:57

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