The Register to boldly go where no Vulture has gone before: The WEEKEND

No more aching 2-day void to wait through each week

Site News 20 Aug 11:20

SpaceX prototype rocket EXPLODES over Texas

No injuries or near injuries. Flight stayed in designated area

Weekend Edition 23 Aug 13:20

Wall Street's internet darlings require an endless supply of idiots

Dinner Party Punchup Sharing Economy? Mug Economy, more like

Weekend Edition 23 Aug 12:33

Point-of-Sale malware attack hits BIG NUMBER of major businesses, warns US government

'More than 1,000 enterprise networks compromised'

Weekend Edition 23 Aug 11:42

The Register Monopoly Pubcrawl Mobile Map: VODAFONE VICTOR in LONDON

Special Report Unless you just want the best 4G: Then EE

Weekend Edition 23 Aug 11:00

I’ve never paid for it in my life... we are talking Wi-Fi, right?

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Let’s have us a public congress, darlin’

Weekend Edition 23 Aug 10:15

BOFH: We CAN do that with a Raspberry Pi, but think of the BODIES

Episode 8 11 mins? 12 mins? SPARE ME the CHOICES

Weekend Edition 23 Aug 09:00

Best shot: Coffee - how do you brew?

Review Different ways to get that essential lifegiving goodness

Weekend Edition 23 Aug 08:00

Cheapo Firefox OS mobes to debut in India – definitely not one for selfie-conscious users

Spicephone hopes Fire One Mi-FX 1 will heat up the market

Phones 23 Aug 01:32

Google gobbles Fitbit whiz Gecko Design to strengthen those things that don't shift ads

Mmm, beret-wearing protein for skunkworks projects

Small Biz 23 Aug 00:57

Stiffed by Synolocker ransomware crims? Try F-Secure's python tool

Unlock key doesn't always fit, says security biz

Security 23 Aug 00:34

iPhone owners EARN MORE THAN YOU, says mobile report

Fanbois make medico money, Fandroids earn like lesser boffins

Phones 23 Aug 00:05

FCC not quite sold on Comcast TWC gobble

Won't let things be, sees a little controversy, asks for docs before saying yes sirree

Business 22 Aug 23:15

Galileo, Galileo! Galileo, Galileo! Galileo fit to go. Magnifico

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. But at least I can find my way with ESA GPS by 2017

Science 22 Aug 22:23

Red Hat: ARM servers will come when people crank out chips like AMD's 64-bit Seattle

LinuxCon 2014 Standards to lift data center boxes out of device doldrums

Servers 22 Aug 20:45

Forrester says it's time to give up on physical storage arrays

The physical/virtual storage tipping point may just have arrived

Storage 22 Aug 20:19

Pedals and wheel in that Google robo-car or it's off the road – Cali DMV

And insists on $5 million insurance per motor against accidents

Government 22 Aug 19:59

YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Intel, HyTrust geo-fence wandering virty servers

VMworld 2014 You. Virtual workload. Go sit over there, and stay there

Virtualization 22 Aug 19:37

Citrix says reports of XenServer's death are greatly exaggerated

Keep Calm and Carry On Using XenServer In The Data Centre … pretty please?

Virtualization 22 Aug 17:52

Trundle, trundle, FLEEEP: iPhone 6 production grinds to halt

Screen snags plague fruity supplier Pegatron

Phones 22 Aug 17:10

Street-beating Brocade bounces back

Third quarter revenue rise and profits add shine to its switches

Financial News 22 Aug 16:25

Jarvis versus Jarvis: Don't DISRUPT the DISRUPTION GURU!

Comment The pissed-off media pundits’ pundit

Media 22 Aug 15:55

Renegade NSA, GCHQ spooks help fix Tor vulns, claims project chief

As one hand smashes, the other hand soothes

Security 22 Aug 15:34

LOHAN Kickstarter campaign IS GO!

Click here to support Vulture 2 spaceplane launch

SPB 22 Aug 15:33

Echopraxia scores 'diamond cutter' on the sci-fi hardness scale

Page File Book review: Plenty of science and philosophy, no soppy rubbish

Weekend Edition 22 Aug 15:00

LG takes on Nokia X, Moto G: These are the cheapie 'droids you've been looking for

Though Fino and Bella do sound like cartoon characters

Phones 22 Aug 14:27

Fujitsu flasher pleases data-intensive divas – SPC-1 benchmark

Cheap storage array IOPS and lots of them

Storage 22 Aug 14:05

Microsoft parts Azure cloud, reveals NoSQL doc database

We're not in a relational world anymore, Dorothy

Applications 22 Aug 13:26

'Video on internet may not be entirely truthful': Times headline

QuoTW Plus 'I'm laughing at you all as I type this on my Win98 machine'

Weekend Edition 22 Aug 13:00

Brit balloon bod Bodnar overflies North Pole

B-64 amateur ultralight payload approaching second circumnavigation

SPB 22 Aug 12:31

The Register Monopoly Pubcrawl Mobile Map: VODAFONE WINS VOICE

Special Report Ideal if you use your phone for talking

Weekend Edition 22 Aug 11:59

LOHAN gets laughing gear round promotional mug

First Kickstarter reward lands at spaceplane mission HQ

SPB 22 Aug 11:38

Primetime precrime? Minority Report TV series 'being developed'

I have to know. I have to find out what happened to my life

Media 22 Aug 11:18

Vampires and Ninjas versus the Alien Jedi Robot Pirates: It's ON

Weekend Big Data Project Help us settle THE great question of modern times

Weekend Edition 22 Aug 11:00

HP lets the SAN shine: StoreVirtual now bigger, flashier, OpenStack-ier

Plus added 3PAR flash seasoning

Storage 22 Aug 10:57

Brainboxes caught opening Bitcoin fraud emails. Seriously, guys?

Firehose of spam proves surprisingly handy for cryptocash miscreants

Security 22 Aug 10:39

True fact: 1 in 4 Brits are now TERRORISTS

YouGov poll reveals terrible truth about the enemy within

Government 22 Aug 10:13


But they'd lose a deathmatch against the coming Humvee-sized, armoured Arctic ones

Science 22 Aug 09:32

WIN: Your passport to PuppetConf 2014

Reg Offer 6 free tickets, 35% off discount code

Site News 22 Aug 09:05

TV transport tech, part 2: From sofa to server at the touch of a button

Feature The high tech journey behind your telly remote control

Hardware 22 Aug 08:32

Biz data botherer CommVault slips out fresh do-it-all bundle

Easier, simpler and faster – to buy, that is

Storage 22 Aug 08:03

ISIS terror fanatics invade Diaspora after Twitter ban

Nothing we can do to stop them, claims decentralized network

Security 22 Aug 07:29

Claim: Microsoft Alt-F4'd Chilean government open-source install bid

The US has form in Chile

Business 22 Aug 07:02

US Copyright Office rules that monkeys CAN'T claim copyright over their selfies

Photographer can't cash in on primate pics

Policy 22 Aug 06:31

Security precogs divine web vulnerabilities BEFORE THEY EXIST

Wayback is way ahead: Three million web properties will go under the pwned hammer

Science 22 Aug 06:16


Ten points of stuff out of a five pound bag

Science 22 Aug 05:31

Facebook needs to defend Austrian privacy violation case

Court rubber-stamps Max Schrems' class action

Law 22 Aug 05:03

Don't even THINK about copyright violation, says Indian state

Pre-emptive arrest for pirates in Karnataka

Law 22 Aug 04:32

SDN? More like $$$DN: Sales to soar from $1bn today to $8bn by 2018

But bit-shuffling box sales will rise by even more, says IDC

Business 22 Aug 04:02

ARM64 gets better GPU support in CUDA release

CUDA 6.5 eyes HPC market

Developer 22 Aug 02:57

Carbon tetrachloride releases still too high, says NASA

Oi! Didn't you get the Montreal memo?

Science 22 Aug 02:02

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