STONER SHEEP get the MUNCHIES after feasting on £4k worth of cannabis plants

Baaaaaa! Fanny's Farm's woolly flock is high, maaaaaan

Bootnotes 20 Oct 05:00

ICT ministers mark out net-regulation patch ahead of ITU plenipot

Busan Declaration looks like a statement of intent

Business 20 Oct 04:02

WAITER! There's a Flappy Bird in my Lollipop!

New Android release includes frustrating, derivative, Easter Egg

Games 20 Oct 02:45

FIRST standards to clean up messy CERTs

Sharing is caring, but not for Blighty

Security 20 Oct 01:29

Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter and Maven survive comet fly-by

Odyssey orbiter yet to report as comet's trailing trash poses new threat

Science 20 Oct 00:35

Austrian telco trials G.fast as 'interim solution'

Commercial services planned for 2016, long-term plan calls for fibre

Broadband 19 Oct 23:58

vSphere meets iCylinder in new VMware update

Virtzilla to support Mac Pro with patches and something called 'vSphere .NEXT'

Virtualization 19 Oct 23:05

No sail: NASA spikes Sunjammer

'Solar sail' demonstrator project binned

Science 19 Oct 22:23

Ancient armoured SCOTTISH fish invented SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, say bone boffins

Doing the do-se-do 385 MEELLION YEARS AGO

Science 19 Oct 19:50

Yahoo! finally! releases! Flickr! app! for! iPad! BUT! shuns! Windows! fans!

Purple Palace got selective hearing, much?

Cloud 19 Oct 17:48

Whisper chief: 'We're not infallible but strive to do right by our anonymous users'

ILLEGAL ACTIVITY? 'Limited info is shared with Feds'

Data Networking 19 Oct 15:55

Speeding, snowy SPACE ALIEN set for CLOSE SHAVE with Mars

Pic NASA to observe Comet Siding Spring whizz past Red Planet TODAY

Science 19 Oct 14:06

Are you a gun owner? Let us in OR ELSE, say Blighty's top cops

Downrange Populist campaign goes off at half cock

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 13:30

'Cowardly, venomous trolls' threatened with TWO-YEAR sentences for menacing posts

UK government: 'Taking a stand against a baying cyber-mob'

Law 19 Oct 13:00

Steve Jobs' bio man tackles geeks who 'created the digital revolution'

Page File The Innovators: Explained

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 12:01

Space exploration is just so lame. NEW APPS are mankind's future

CoTW We feel obliged to point out the headline statement is total, utter cobblers

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 11:03

Happiness economics is bollocks. Oh, UK.gov just adopted it? Er ...

Worstall @ the Weekend Opportunity doesn't knock; it costs us instead

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 10:00

'George Orwell was an OPTIMIST. Show me a search history, I'll show you a perv or a crook'

QuoTW Hm. Do optimists really have more fun?

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 09:02

Want a more fuel efficient car? Then redesign it – here's how

Crawling from the Wreckage 43mpg from a Jaguar XJ-S

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 08:30

'Hmm, why CAN'T I run a water pipe through that rack of media servers?'

eXpat Files Leaving Las Vegas for Armenia kludging and Dubai dune bashing

Weekend Edition 19 Oct 08:00

Doctor Who's Flatline: Cool monsters, yes, but utterly limp subplots

TV Review We know what the Doctor does, stop going on about it already

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 20:14

Facebook slurps 'paste sites' for STOLEN passwords, sprinkles on hash and salt

Zuck's ad empire DOESN'T see details in plain text. Phew!

Security 18 Oct 18:08


Vid Astro boffins probe fiery star's hidden depths

Science 18 Oct 16:52

Apple SILENCES Bose, YANKS headphones from stores

The, er, Beats go on after noise-cancelling spat

Hardware 18 Oct 15:28

Slabba-dabba-GOLD! Apple kicks off presales of fingerprint-loving iPads

iTouch myself, so Cupertino IDs me

Hardware 18 Oct 13:57

New gadgets and the future of tech with Regina Eggbert

Vid Tune in for this week's top stories, pre-recorded at Vulture Central

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 12:45

Flesh-flapping, image-zapping app Snapchat NOW ad-wrapped

Time for users to HIT self-destruct button permanently?

Software 18 Oct 12:09

Citizenfour: Poitras' doco is about NSA and GCHQ – NOT Snowden

Review Forget the character - concentrate on the PLOT ... against YOUR freedom

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 10:30

Carry On Cosmonaut: Willful Child is a poor taste Star Trek parody

Page File Cringeworthy, crude and crass jokes abound in Steven Erikson’s sci-fi debut

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 10:00

Ploppr: The #VultureTRENDING App of the Now

#VultureTRENDING This organic crowd sourced viro- social fertiliser just got REAL

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 09:30

Weekend reads: Neil Young and Brian Cox ponder cars and universe (in that order)

Page File We also have stroppy teens saving the world

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 09:00

Win a year’s supply of chocolate (no tech knowledge required)

Over £200 worth of the good stuff up for grabs

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 08:31

Sign off my IT project or I’ll PHONE your MUM

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Honestly, it’s a piece of piss

Weekend Edition 18 Oct 08:01

Damage control (noun): When Microsoft's CEO kickstarts diversity plan after women pay gaffe

Beep, beep the foot is reversing from the mouth, beep beep

Business 18 Oct 03:08

FCC looks to boost next-gen wireless networks with 24GHz study

Watchdog examines plans to add new spectrum room

Networks 18 Oct 02:02

MasterCard adds fingerprint scanner to credit cards for spending sans the PIN

Robbers could target your wallet and your digits

Business 18 Oct 00:57

America's super-secret X-37B plane returns to Earth after nearly TWO YEARS aloft

674 days in space for US Air Force's mystery orbital vehicle

Science 18 Oct 00:21

Don't shoot – I'm un-ARM-ed! Samsung whips out Intel Chromebook 2

Celeron added to line-up .... but it's not the top of the line

Laptops 17 Oct 23:54

Apple releases MEGA security patch round for OS X, Server and iTunes

Brings POODLE to heel

Security 17 Oct 23:09

Man, that iPhone 6 Plus won't fit in my pocket. Oh, here's a mobe store that'll resize my jeans

Lighten wallets, expand pants. Huzzah!

Phones 17 Oct 21:02

Google offers sweet new SDK to let Android devs join 'Lollipop' guild

Includes Android 5.0 system images for Nexus kit

Developer 17 Oct 19:23

US government fines Intel's Wind River over crypto exports

New emphasis on encryption as a weapon?

Security 17 Oct 17:48

SCREW YOU, EU: BBC rolls out Right To Remember as Google deletes links

Not even Google can withstand the power of Auntie

Law 17 Oct 15:57

Flash daddy SanDisk: Revenues up, but Wall St unimpressed

Shares dip anyway as Fusion-io slurp bites

Financial News 17 Oct 15:29

GP records soon wide open again: Just walk into a ‘safe haven’

Your privacy, reduced to ASH

Government 17 Oct 14:57

#Help. There's a STRANGER in my Twitter timeline

What can I do about? Write a tweet of course

Media 17 Oct 14:24

French 'terror law' declares WAR on the INTERNET itself, say digi-rights folks

Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité: Two out of three ain't bad

Law 17 Oct 14:02

Let the SAN shine: Supermicro inks EVO: RAIL deal with Nexenta

Gets Supermicro on board

Storage 17 Oct 13:40

EU Competition chief: So what if I didn't tame Google? You're all 'irrational' anyway

Analysis Almunia's farewell spitball

Government 17 Oct 12:52

HBO shocks US pay TV world: We're down with OTT. Netflix says, 'Gee'

This affects every broadcaster, every cable guy

Media 17 Oct 12:31

iPhone 6 shunned by fanbois in Apple's GREAT FAIL of CHINA

Just 100 Beijing fanbois queue to pick up new mobe

Phones 17 Oct 11:59

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